“[The Cybertruck] doesn’t have a brake pedal. Why? We didn’t have to do that. It doesn’t need one.”
- You’ll feel no pain when your head smashes into the shatterproof windshield.
- Framed notarized certificate and titanium wallet card declaring your dick isn’t that small.
- The optional Westworld android to cheat the diamond lane during your commute definitely won’t kill you.