You Can Probably Get It At Home Depot
“Lord, I’m going to get in trouble over this, but it is not natural for two women or two men to be married. If it was natural, they would have the equipment to have a sexual relationship.” —Georgia GOP Chair Sue Everhart, who also fears benefit fraud because everyone will now rush to get gay married. [Marietta Daily Journal]
I’m sure that GOPer Larry Craig would support that. Or Mish Bachmann. Or any number of closet cases who want to deny other human beings their rights.
She means the bullwhips, shackles, wet suits, fleshlights, and double-ended, magnum-sized black dildos that are customary among her people. Honey, we’ve got it covered.
@¡Andrew!: Come to think of it, I’ve seen some pretty kinky videos with shitting-elk wallpaper.
What I like about Homo Depot is the selection of rugs. And power tools. Also plungers. And suction pumps. Hardware. Sockets. Plungers. Azaleas. Wait…
@nojo: I looked at that wallpaper and saw very unsubtle heterosexual procreation commands. How Rorschachy. It’s like Magic Eye for total horndogs.
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