“So that’s what we want is a secure and sovereign nation and, you know, I don’t know that all of you are Latino. Some of you look a little more Asian to me. I don’t know that. What we know, what we know about ourselves is that we are a melting pot in this country. My grandchildren are evidence of that. I’m evidence of that. I’ve been called the first Asian legislator in our Nevada State Assembly.” [Las Vegas Sun]

“Alaska Dispatch founder and editor Tony Hopfinger sits with his wrists in handcuffs after being arrested by Republican Senate candidate Joe Miller’s private security detail Oct. 17, 2010.”
That’s the caption from the Anchorage Daily News. We can’t improve on it.
Miller security guards handcuff journalist [ADN]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BCa8xw9yGY
Y’know, Jack, when you put it that way, mocking Christianity, worshiping Aqua Buddha, and ending federal “faith-based” initiatives almost earns Randy a Coveted Stinque Endorsement.
But wait, it gets weirder: In their debate Sunday night, Randy came back strong with, of all things, a Joseph Welch reference:
“Jack, you should be ashamed of yourself. Have you no decency? Have you no shame?”
Is Kentucky dyslexic? Because it looks from here like they have their D’s and R’s crossed.
Rand Paul To Jack Conway: ‘You Demean Kentucky’ [TPM]
Benoit Mandelbrot, who died on October 14 aged 85, was largely responsible for developing the discipline of fractal geometry – the study of rough or fragmented geometric shapes or processes that have similar properties at all levels of magnification or across all times.
Title: “Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever”
Author: Justin Bieber
Rank: 49
Blurb: “Justin tells the story of his amazing journey from small-town schoolboy to global superstar.”
Review: “There’s no way to accurately convey the inherent absurdity in reading a memoir written by someone who is only 16 years old. I’m reminded of this Friedrich Nietzsche quote: ‘Gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.'”
June Cleaver died today at age 94. But I will always remember her for this:

We completely missed this a week ago, but the source image of the Vitter/Angle “Illegal Aliens” ad has been identified.
The photographer is Chris Floyd. He took the photo in Altar, Mexico. In 2006.
The men I met that morning in the Altar town square told me that they were farmers from the far south of Mexico and that that season’s crop had failed, leaving them with nothing to sell and no option, they felt, but to make the journey north to America to seek work. At the point that photograph was taken not one of them had ever set foot in America, and I have no idea if they ever did.
Floyd told the Washington Post he doesn’t know their names. Under the circumstances, they preferred to remain anonymous.

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MANCHUCANDIDATE • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 BTW, has your favorite fundies gone to Ratpure?