The Apocalypse? You’re Soaking in It!

Sigh. Just another singer this Canada City Citizen has to apologize for.

OH MUZIK GAWDS!!! WASN’T CELINE AND BRYAN ENOUGH????

Fucking teen stars. How do they work?

@ManchuCandidate: “Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!”

Does this kid have any talent?

@Dodgerblue: When he slows down, he does.

Oh oh: Stillerz going up against Colt McCoy. My allegiance remains solidly with the ‘burgh, but I hope that young Texan fares better than Bernie Kosar Trent Dilfer Ty Ditmar Jake Delhomme Seneca Wallace Brady Quinn.

Heh – that was fun.

Why does he style his hair by shoving his head into a flushing toilet?

@Nabisco: U of T alum SFL will agree after she finishes playing soccer in the rain/mist/mud.

WWDTM had a bit yesterday about a guy in Florida whose life has been ruined by Justin Bieber.

@Nabisco: Missed watching the Stillers beat young Colt. How did crazy Jeebus lover Tim Tebow do this week?

Very sad re: the paralyzed Rutgers player – don’t duck your head down!

@Dodgerblue: No mud because it was a turf field, but plenty of rain.

T minus one hour to Game 2 of the Giants and the Phillies.

@Benedick: You did that perfectly.

Instead of the mildly clever remark I was planning, let’s just note the Not-MSNBC ad I carelessly invoked:

Do you have what it takes to be Justin Bieber’s girlfriend?

Try the Love Compatibility Calculator and find out!

The Management apologizes for its lack of editorial judgment. Mind Bleach will be available at the door.