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Title: “Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever”
Author: Justin Bieber
Rank: 49
Blurb: “Justin tells the story of his amazing journey from small-town schoolboy to global superstar.”
Review: “There’s no way to accurately convey the inherent absurdity in reading a memoir written by someone who is only 16 years old. I’m reminded of this Friedrich Nietzsche quote: ‘Gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.'”
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Footnote: David Cassidy is 60.
Justin Bieber: First Step 2 Forever [Amazon]
Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon kickback link]
Sigh. Just another singer this Canada City Citizen has to apologize for.
OH MUZIK GAWDS!!! WASN’T CELINE AND BRYAN ENOUGH????
Fucking teen stars. How do they work?
@ManchuCandidate: “Blame Canada! Blame Canada! With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!”
Does this kid have any talent?
@Dodgerblue: When he slows down, he does.
Oh oh: Stillerz going up against Colt McCoy. My allegiance remains solidly with the ‘burgh, but I hope that young Texan fares better than Bernie Kosar Trent Dilfer Ty Ditmar Jake Delhomme Seneca Wallace Brady Quinn.
Heh – that was fun.
Why does he style his hair by shoving his head into a flushing toilet?
@Nabisco: U of T alum SFL will agree after she finishes playing soccer in the rain/mist/mud.
WWDTM had a bit yesterday about a guy in Florida whose life has been ruined by Justin Bieber.
@Nabisco: Missed watching the Stillers beat young Colt. How did crazy Jeebus lover Tim Tebow do this week?
Very sad re: the paralyzed Rutgers player – don’t duck your head down!
@Dodgerblue: No mud because it was a turf field, but plenty of rain.
T minus one hour to Game 2 of the Giants and the Phillies.
@Benedick: You did that perfectly.
Instead of the mildly clever remark I was planning, let’s just note the Not-MSNBC ad I carelessly invoked:
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Try the Love Compatibility Calculator and find out!
The Management apologizes for its lack of editorial judgment. Mind Bleach will be available at the door.
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