Two and a Half Men (CBS)
Jake watches in glee as Charlie fucks the shit out of his latest girlfriend.

American Idol (Fox)
Semifinalists sing “Fuck tha Police” during NWA Tribute Nite.

30 Rock (NBC)
Jack tells that fucking cunt to shut the fuck up.

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California Sen. Gloria Romero (D-El Ay), with the backing of an asbestos awareness organization funded by asbestos attorneys, is sponsoring S.B. 624, a bill that would remove serpentine’s designation as California’s state rock.

And geologists, a usually mild-mannered bunch who only get riled up about whether the Hayward or San Andreas Fault is going to rupture first, and if the State Earthquake Map accurately reflects the risk of that fault east of Sandy Eggo sliding another 10 feet, are fighting back.

Geologists rock!

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Hilarity ensues when New York Post columnist Kirsten Powers is invited to race-bait the New Black Panther Party on Fox News — but forgets the script she was handed before the segment!

Megyn Kelly Flips Out At Fox Contributor In Effort To Push Faux Scandal About New Black Panther Party [ThinkProgress]

The World Cup has come to an end.

It was a great five weeks, and we’re all relieved that it’s coming to an end, for no other reason than increased productivity around our offices.

In the right-hand column, there is a poll where you can vote for the recipient of the Stinque Golden Vuvuzela for Hottest  Hottie of the World Cup.

In the words of LBJ, Vote Early, Vote Often.

Reminders of who the nominees are, listed in alphabetical order…

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Our guest columnist this afternoon is Ryan J. Murdoch of Ashland, New Hampshire.

I am running as a candidate for state representative in Grafton County District 8. I am running as a Republican, but I have been endorsed by the American Third Position. I am also the American Third Position state chairman of New Hampshire. The American Third Position is a political party that stands for the interests of white Americans.

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Longtime New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner died this morning. He owned the Yankees since 1973.

Crackpot “plans on raising over eight million dollars for the 9-11 Christian Center at Ground Zero”:

“I watched in disbelief… as they announced the Muslims would be building a $110 million mosque just a few blocks from where their Muslim brothers perpetrated the greatest act of terror on U.S. soil in history,” writes [Bill] Keller on the Christian Center’s official website. “After I got over being angry, I got on my knees in prayer. I knew God was calling me to do something, but what?”

• Swallow.
• Turn toward Mecca like you’re supposed to.
• Declare that Paul the Octopus is the Antichrist.

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