A Piece of the Action
Crackpot “plans on raising over eight million dollars for the 9-11 Christian Center at Ground Zero”:
“I watched in disbelief… as they announced the Muslims would be building a $110 million mosque just a few blocks from where their Muslim brothers perpetrated the greatest act of terror on U.S. soil in history,” writes [Bill] Keller on the Christian Center’s official website. “After I got over being angry, I got on my knees in prayer. I knew God was calling me to do something, but what?”
- Swallow.
- Turn toward Mecca like you’re supposed to.
- Declare that Paul the Octopus is the Antichrist.
- Skip the bacon.
- Don’t wait so long before retrofitting naked steel columns.
- Remove your head from your ass.
- Launch your money-raising religious scam before somebody else gets there first.
- Tell Mel Gibson to shut the fuck up.
- Stop funding terrorists who will later turn on us.
- Quit mistaking your meth-fueled bigotry for divine intention.
Holy turf wars at Ground Zero [WND]
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Mel Gibson should be the TV pitch man for this project.
clubhouse memo:
12 week old Bella pic in da house.
Note to Bill, IT’S THE SAME GOD!!! The Sumerian one.
There’s a bat in the house!!!!! Hooray!!!!!
Isn’t it cool when creatures visit?
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