A Piece of the Action

Crackpot “plans on raising over eight million dollars for the 9-11 Christian Center at Ground Zero”:

“I watched in disbelief… as they announced the Muslims would be building a $110 million mosque just a few blocks from where their Muslim brothers perpetrated the greatest act of terror on U.S. soil in history,” writes [Bill] Keller on the Christian Center’s official website. “After I got over being angry, I got on my knees in prayer. I knew God was calling me to do something, but what?”

  • Swallow.
  • Turn toward Mecca like you’re supposed to.
  • Declare that Paul the Octopus is the Antichrist.

  • Skip the bacon.
  • Don’t wait so long before retrofitting naked steel columns.
  • Remove your head from your ass.
  • Launch your money-raising religious scam before somebody else gets there first.
  • Tell Mel Gibson to shut the fuck up.
  • Stop funding terrorists who will later turn on us.
  • Quit mistaking your meth-fueled bigotry for divine intention.
Holy turf wars at Ground Zero [WND]

Mel Gibson should be the TV pitch man for this project.

clubhouse memo:

12 week old Bella pic in da house.

Note to Bill, IT’S THE SAME GOD!!! The Sumerian one.

There’s a bat in the house!!!!! Hooray!!!!!

Isn’t it cool when creatures visit?

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