Got this today – think I’ll do a quenelle this weekend … but we’ll see.

Since the Stinque Department of Lady-Bits promised Nojo that there’d be a Jon Hamm posting to counter every Stormy posting, here is today’s counter-programming to Bloggie’s post.

I couldn’t find a photo of him riding a horse like Stormy was in her photo, this was the closest I could get.

It’s semi-NSFW, depending upon your office seating situation.

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Doug Story, America’s new White Trash Sweetheart, needs a fresh decoration for his pickup, now that the jackbooted thugs have made him peel off his 9/11 porn. Won’t you visit the Stinqueria and send him the gift that keeps on giving?

America’s Losers [Stinque/CafePress]

Received two books in the mail today – this is the one I opened first:

All 19 pages of it! (2 of those pages are photos). But it was supposed to be signed, and it wasn’t. Almost a bigger disappointment than her decision not to challenge Vitter.

The reveal of my second literary acquisition will follow ….

Poor Douglas Story. He blows $224.90 on some 9/11 porn for his tailgate, installs a Confederate Loser flag in his rear window, and all everyone cares about is his fucking license plate:

But he got more than he bargained for when a photo of his pickup went viral on the Web last week. Motorists and Muslim groups complained that his Virginia vanity license plate — 14CV88 — was really code for neo-Nazi, white supremacist sentiments. The state Department of Motor Vehicles voted last week to recall Story’s plates and force him to buy new ones.

“There is absolutely no way I’d have anything to do with Hitler or Nazis,” Story said Wednesday… “My sister-in-law and my niece are Jewish. I went to my niece’s bat mitzvah when she turned 13 three years ago. Does that sound like something an anti-Semite would do?”

It’s true: While the Venn diagram of anti-Semites and Raging Assholes does show significant overlap, you can be the latter without the former. And that neo-Nazi “1488” reference is an innocent mistake — NASCAR’s Tony Stewart drives #14, while Dale Earnhardt Jr. handles #88.

Oh, and the CV? “Sons of Confederate Veterans”. Great-great-great-grandpappy fought valiantly for the slavedrivers.

Virginia driver denies license plate had coded racist message [WaPo]

Update: Say, let’s check Doug’s Facebook page…

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Ted Nugent: “If Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument, she would be in my band… She embraces the critical duty of we the people by participating in this glorious experiment in self-government.” That, and quitting. [Time]

@jody_beth, 11:29 p.m. Monday:

Dear Arizona: If you don’t change your immigration policy, I will have to stop drinking your enjoyable brand of iced tea. RIP Arnold Palmer.

@travisjnichols, 3:04 p.m. Tuesday:

I think we should all also boycott Arizona Iced Tea because it is the drink of fascists.

Daily News, 4 a.m. Wednesday, quoting only the above tweets:

Opponents of immigration law call for boycott of Arizona Iced Tea – but it is brewed in New York!

JamieWearingFool, 7:45 a.m.:

The kneejerk haters need to do a little research before they reflexively call for boycotts. The uninformed pantywaists who haven’t the slightest clue about Arizona’s new law are running around calling for boycotts far and wide and have now called for a boycott of Arizona Iced Tea.

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