Doug Needs a New Bumper Sticker
Doug Story, America’s new White Trash Sweetheart, needs a fresh decoration for his pickup, now that the jackbooted thugs have made him peel off his 9/11 porn. Won’t you visit the Stinqueria and send him the gift that keeps on giving?
America’s Losers [Stinque/CafePress]
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If only I had a car …
My introduction to The Onion.
ADD: Hmmmm…it’s not as funny as it used to be…
@blogenfreude: We have a ‘Remember Stonewall’ sticker on one of ours. The Prius. I know. Stereotype or what?
@blogenfreude: Why do you need a car for it? That’s what office bulletin boards or for! (Or at least mine).
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