Draft Dodgers for Palin

Ted Nugent: “If Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument, she would be in my band… She embraces the critical duty of we the people by participating in this glorious experiment in self-government.” That, and quitting. [Time]


Talibunny should go Yoko with Ted.

Her voice is the definition of loud and grinding.

Well, I can understand if the band was called “Dumb Yankees.”

Both Nugent and Palin are speaking at the NRA convention in Charlotte next month (in a facility where they don’t allow weapons, btw). I could go for free as a member but these guys make my stomach churn.




He’s a kind of professional masturbator nowadays. He used to sing “rock and roll” music, of a sort.

There was a time when Ted rawked…”Great White Buffalo”, anyone?


This should tell you all you need to know :)

“Anyone Without a Gun and a Knife and a Handkerchief and a Chapstick Get the Fuck Out of Here”

Hey! How come no one talks about how much Chuck Norris hearts Palin !

(I’ll get it right eventually)

@karen marie: Haha! Saw the infomercial for The Total Gym last night.

I understand enough now to understand that I don’t want to know any more. I thank you.

@JNOV: Just when you think white boys can’t get any squarer…

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