Draft Dodgers for Palin

Ted Nugent: “If Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument, she would be in my band… She embraces the critical duty of we the people by participating in this glorious experiment in self-government.” That, and quitting. [Time]

16 comments:

1:20 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

Talibunny should go Yoko with Ted.

Her voice is the definition of loud and grinding.

2:11 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

Well, I can understand if the band was called “Dumb Yankees.”

2:48 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

Both Nugent and Palin are speaking at the NRA convention in Charlotte next month (in a facility where they don’t allow weapons, btw). I could go for free as a member but these guys make my stomach churn.

http://www.nraam.org/events/cavlf.html

http://www.nraam.org/events/nugent_seminar.html

5:48 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

Alright, who is Ted Nugent?

5:58 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

@Benedick:

He’s a kind of professional masturbator nowadays. He used to sing “rock and roll” music, of a sort.

6:06 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010
6:08 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

There was a time when Ted rawked…”Great White Buffalo”, anyone?

6:13 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

@Benedick:

This should tell you all you need to know :)

“Anyone Without a Gun and a Knife and a Handkerchief and a Chapstick Get the Fuck Out of Here”

6:35 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

@al2o3cr: AQUA TEEN!

6:36 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

@Nabisco: Um. No.

6:48 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

Hey! How come no one talks about how much Chuck Norris hearts Palin !

(I’ll get it right eventually)

6:51 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

@karen marie: Haha! Saw the infomercial for The Total Gym last night.

6:55 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

I understand enough now to understand that I don’t want to know any more. I thank you.

6:59 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

@Benedick: But we’ve left the best for last: Cat-Scratch Fever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8S58CYQqs

7:18 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

@JNOV: Just when you think white boys can’t get any squarer…

7:21 pm • Thursday • April 29, 2010

@JNOV:

Oh. man, I forgot about that song!

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