Draft Dodgers for Palin
Ted Nugent: “If Sarah Palin played a loud, grinding instrument, she would be in my band… She embraces the critical duty of we the people by participating in this glorious experiment in self-government.” That, and quitting. [Time]
Talibunny should go Yoko with Ted.
Her voice is the definition of loud and grinding.
Well, I can understand if the band was called “Dumb Yankees.”
Both Nugent and Palin are speaking at the NRA convention in Charlotte next month (in a facility where they don’t allow weapons, btw). I could go for free as a member but these guys make my stomach churn.
Alright, who is Ted Nugent?
@Benedick:
He’s a kind of professional masturbator nowadays. He used to sing “rock and roll” music, of a sort.
@Benedick: Apologies in advance.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2205/2207203367_937f642481_o.jpg
There was a time when Ted rawked…”Great White Buffalo”, anyone?
@Benedick:
This should tell you all you need to know :)
“Anyone Without a Gun and a Knife and a Handkerchief and a Chapstick Get the Fuck Out of Here”
@al2o3cr: AQUA TEEN!
Hey! How come no one talks about how much Chuck Norris hearts Palin !
(I’ll get it right eventually)
@karen marie: Haha! Saw the infomercial for The Total Gym last night.
I understand enough now to understand that I don’t want to know any more. I thank you.
@Benedick: But we’ve left the best for last: Cat-Scratch Fever! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8S58CYQqs
@JNOV: Just when you think white boys can’t get any squarer…
@JNOV:
Oh. man, I forgot about that song!
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