“A climate change protester managed to breach security at the headquarters of the Royal Bank of Scotland by making an appointment to speak to an adviser and then glued herself to a desk.” [The Scotsman]
Farting around on Wikipedia last night – did you know that Herb Alpert is a nice Jewish boy from Ellay? That none of the members of the Tijuana Brass is Mexican? Neither did we.
Now that was just weird.

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Not Ground Zero Not Mosque |
Algebra is a terrorist plot. |
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The N Word | Dr. Laura rumored to sign for new Showtime series. |
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Terror Babies | We still have no proof that Louie Gohmert was born on this planet. |
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Gaymageddon | Up the butt, Bob. |
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Eggs | Nature’s Perfect Recall. |
Another car you might (not) be able to buy – the Fisker Karma:
Fisker, the plug-in hybrid startup that’s won $828.7 million in government and private backing but delayed production of its Karma plug-in three times, has managed to assemble the first Karma commercial. If it’s on video, it must be real, right?
But we sez – wait until the price comes down a bit.
Opposition leader Tony Abbott, in run-up to today’s election over in Oz:
I am always very conscious of trying to avoid being a burden on the taxpayer and I would try not to do anything voluntarily that would add to the burdens on the taxpayer.
Mitt Romney.
[slamming down of cold oil can of Fosters, with appropriate sound effects]
Beer.
[Yeah, I tried really hard to come up with something funny. Maybe it worked. But it almost certainly didn’t. Come on — I know jack squat about Aussie politicking. Give me some credit for trying.]

Can you tell which of these are dog toys and which are sex toys?
And really, does it make any difference?
Sex Toy or Dog Toy? [The Smoking Jacket, via Sully]
“The city of Gainesville has denied Dove World Outreach Center’s application for a burn permit to set fire to copies of the Quran on Sept. 11, but the church says it plans to burn the holy books anyway. Gene Prince, interim chief of Gainesville Fire Rescue, said Wednesday that under the city’s fire prevention ordinance, an open burning of books is not allowed.” [Gainesville Sun, via TPM]





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