• Failed to shoot a lawyer in the face.
• Failed to say we would be “greeted as liberators” in Iraq.
• Failed to tell Mitch McConnell to “Go Fuck Yourself” on the floor of the Senate.

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No, she didn’t die again, but she would have been 100 years old last Monday. I have used a few of these 8 cooking suggestions, and here’s the best one:

Eight Cooking Tips from Julia Child [Buzzfeed]

I still hold the all-time attendance and pay per view record at @wwe.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 16, 2012

“Perhaps further fueling speculation that Barack Obama may replace Joe Biden on the Democratic presidential ticket with, say, Hillary Clinton, take a look at part of the president’s schedule for today…” [Weekly Standard]

Our guest columnist explains how his awesome P90X workout not only leads to zero body fat, but extraordinary tap-dancing skills.

First of all, those [Medicare cuts] are in the baseline, [Obama] put those cuts in. Second of all, we voted to repeal Obamacare repeatedly, including those cuts. I voted that way before the budget, I voted that way after the budget. So when you repeal all of Obamacare what you end up doing is that repeals that as well. In our budget we’ve restored a lot of that. It gets a little wonky but it was already in the baseline. We would never have done it in the first place. We voted to repeal the whole bill. I just don’t think the president’s going to be able to get out of the fact that he took $716 billion from Medicare to pay for Obamacare.

Ryan On Medicare Cuts: “We Would Never Have Done It In The First Place” [BuzzFeed]

Duluth Minnesota:

This week, the Duluth News Tribune called out the State Patrol and Duluth Police Department for not releasing more information about a mysterious rest stop incident involving state Rep. Kerry Gauthier, D-Duluth. Yesterday, they were scooped.

The Northland’s NewsCenter, cited “well placed sources,” reports that “the incident involved a 17 year old boy with whom Gauthier was reportedly engaged in a sexual act.”

The rest stop/rest room angle adds a degree of difficulty (especially since the Larry Craig and Jim McGreevey incidents). Still, it seems a stretch to award even 2/10 diapers on the Stinque scale.

[via Wonkette]

When CNN calls ’em out, you know it’s egregious.