2012 Elections

Daniel Day Lewis edition:

Mitt Romney lost because he didn’t have enough moneyz!!!!!1!!(one)!11! [How Race Slipped Away From Romney]

As nojo – @stinque – correctly pointed out on Twitter, Mittens’ speaking speed indicated he wanted to get through that speech and back to his pile of money in the Caymans:

Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.

“Investigators today arrested a Southern Nevada woman suspected of trying to vote twice this week at two different polling locations. [Registered Republican] Roxanne Rubin was taken into custody as she arrived for work at the Riviera hotel-casino, investigators said.” [BradBlog]

She might be dumber than Virginia Foxx …