The Psychogeezer is circling the drain – do you suppose the wingnuts have anything to say about that? (as usual, one of these is a direct quote – speculate in comments, no peeking).

Ace of Spades – arise you orcs of the right! – if McCain is to win we must locate and out every fag in the MSM!

Althouse – although I am a nonpartisan conservative wingnut, I find myself strangely drawn … oh take me Barack!  Take me you big liberal stud!

American Thinker (Edward Lifson) – David Brooks and other elite conservatives don’t approve of McCain’s clever plan to finish off the GOP by his selection of Sarah Palin … how curious.

Ankle Biting Pundits – leave it to the Washington Post to remind everyone right before the election that the CIA likes to waterboard Pakistani cabdrivers.

Atlas Shrugs – Obama sent some Samoan to Indonesia to destroy records that I am confident will show Obama is a terrorist Muslim Islamofascistcommunityorganizerlibtard and was born in Indonesia and this will hand the election to McCain and then we can destroy Iran and Israel will be safe and … no, I did not go off my meds again.

Step into my chamber of horrors.

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There was a moment when if Colin Powell had endorsed Barack Obama, it might have made a difference. This isn’t it. Especially not after he endorsed Ted Stevens last week. But if it changes the subject from Talibunny’s SNL appearance, we won’t complain.

Update: He’s in. But McCain boasts Kissinger, giving him extra war-criminal cred.

Colin Powell might endorse Obama [Politico]

We’ve created a monster.

Stinque Jam I [Flickr]

We were desperate. Cat Stick wasn’t talking, and Yoda Pez was exhausted after channeling the Supreme Court. (“Ohio, you must deny,” we heard him muttering.) But the latest campaign developments had left us anxious for advice, and we needed someone to consult with.

And then we remembered Fishtray.

Fishtray is an old pol with whom we’ve had our disagreements over the years. As a young idealist he managed Flipper’s first campaign (“Live in a world full of wonder!”), but in later years he hit a low behind the scenes of the ugly Shamu-Willy race. (“We haven’t seen this much chum since Jaws,” sneered the Times.)

But Fishtray knew where the scales were scraped. “I can tell you more about smoke-filled rooms than any nose-breather,” he liked to say. “We were baiting opponents long before you came on the scene.”

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With names like “Willy Spread” and “Nipple Spread,” sex condiments have to be good. They even come with a silver spreading knife, although you’re warned to warm up the knife before using.

“Cold steel can have a shrinking effect,” you understand. You don’t want your, um, soufflé collapsing before it’s served.

But now comes word of even worse hazards: the food scare in China has spread to naughty toppings.

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Straight-up.  No sugar coating.  Only a bare link to the video in order to prove the thesis. (It’s seven minutes long. Watch it before eating.)

If you manage to get through it, post it to your locker-room wall. You want motivation? You got it.

Reactionary, McCarthyesque, no-good, rotten to the core bitch.

Supreme Court, without dissent, per curiam, smacks down Ohio GOP suit to force a voter registration purge three weeks before an election.  Stay of order granted, TRO vacated, have a nice day.

Hey, Geezerplex: not to give you unsolicited advice or nothing, but I wouldn’t go with angry. Solemn and resigned is the better way to go.

[Note well that further shenanigans are certainly afoot. But, say what needs to be said: EPIC WIN.]