Weekend Wingnut Roundup

The Psychogeezer is circling the drain – do you suppose the wingnuts have anything to say about that? (as usual, one of these is a direct quote – speculate in comments, no peeking).

Ace of Spades – arise you orcs of the right! – if McCain is to win we must locate and out every fag in the MSM!

Althouse – although I am a nonpartisan conservative wingnut, I find myself strangely drawn … oh take me Barack!  Take me you big liberal stud!

American Thinker (Edward Lifson) – David Brooks and other elite conservatives don’t approve of McCain’s clever plan to finish off the GOP by his selection of Sarah Palin … how curious.

Ankle Biting Pundits – leave it to the Washington Post to remind everyone right before the election that the CIA likes to waterboard Pakistani cabdrivers.

Atlas Shrugs – Obama sent some Samoan to Indonesia to destroy records that I am confident will show Obama is a terrorist Muslim Islamofascistcommunityorganizerlibtard and was born in Indonesia and this will hand the election to McCain and then we can destroy Iran and Israel will be safe and … no, I did not go off my meds again.

Step into my chamber of horrors.

Blue Crab Boulevard – shocked! shocked I am that, after the GOP lost two wars, destroyed the world’s economy, slaughtered hundreds of thousands, and shitcanned the Constitution, a New Yorker might whack McCain supporters with their signs.

Captain’s Quarters (Hot Air) – I will ignore the fact that I, along with the rest of you, now own significant chunks of AIG and several major banks, even as I state that the concept of private property remains the bedrock … the Soviet Union?  No, can’t say as I’ve heard of it.

Confederate Yankee – the wingnuts over at The Corner say Obama’s plan to cut taxes for 95% of us is, if you look closely, a cleverly-disguised appropriation of the very Bush tax cuts Obama voted against – who am I to argue?

Debbie Schlussel – if McCain is going to save his campaign he’s got to stop buying Sarah Palin’s clothes.

Flopping Aces – Michelle Obama ordered Iranian caviar at the Waldorf, and that tells me everything I need to know.

HotAir (Allahpundit) – Barack Obama will lose not because he’s black but because show ponys never do well with the sort of Middle American voters that exist only in my head.

IMAO – now the next murdering rapist pedophile you run into is going to be high on drugs thanks to your money, and if you shoot him with your gun you’ll get in big trouble for killing one of Obama’s best friends.

Instapundit – years ago Barack Obama may have taken some speaking fees that violated state senate rules – this could be the game changer we need people!

Little Green Footballs – lookee here!  Obama worked in the same office building as Bill Ayers for THREE YEARS!  Obviously this disqualifies him.

Macsmind – and I found a favorable book review Obama wrote for Ayers!  This changes fucking everything!

Michelle Malkin (see-dubya) – and the Ayers book says that Obama lives in the same neighborhood as Louis Fucking Farrakhan – just wait until Drudge gets hold of this!

NRO (Jonah Goldberg) – as usual I have nothing useful to add, so I’ll just link to one of my columns elsewhere and compare the current financial crisis to an episode of Little House on the Prairie.

NRO (K-Lo) – as usual I have nothing useful to add, but I’d like to point out that Sarah Palin doesn’t need Greek columns to look presidential.

NRO (Ramesh Ponnuru) – as usual I have nothing useful to add, so I’ll just rearrange a few deck chairs on the HMS John McCain.

Patterico’s Pontifications – If John McCain loses it’s not his fault, rather he should lay the blame where it belongs – at the feet of some guy called McCain-Feingold.

Sister Toldjah – as president, Barack Obama will shut down Fox News, the only source of truth we have!

If I go over to Townhall now, I’ll go insane.  Next week, I promise.  I have to go take a long hot shower.


I had a friend in college whose father worked with autistic children. For every shrink on the front line, they assigned another shrink to keep him tethered to what passes for reality. You go too deep, we will come after you.

@nojo: We need to number tennis balls and tie a rope around his waist before we send him in.

@nojo: I count on that. It’s not easy to venture into their world. Scrubbing your skin with steel wool won’t remove the scars. But I do it for my beloved Stinquers. Keep your life rings handy.

@blogenfreude: Wow, I was going to say that you needed some Comet and a Brillo pad after that adventure, but you pretty much beat me to it.


@blogenfreude: really, you should only go in with a buddy. It’s too much like hiking/climbing alone.

Stillers up 24-10 over the Bungles. This is my lifeline to reality.

@nabisco: Giants won (good) but now Jets to punt. Meh.

Ha ha, my street address (Woodlawn! A more menacing ave. there never was!) for a few years was three blocks down from Farrakahn’s! It’s fun to cruise by and peek at the bowtied guards and the cryptic stained glass on the compond.

Anybody care to speculate on which one is a direct quote? (no peeking).

@blogenfreude: I’m guessing the first, although I’m strangely drawn to Instapundit.

@blogenfreude: Either American Thinker or Flopping Aces.

This is above and beyond. I am in awe. I’d touch my forehead to the floor but I’ll get dry-humped by three dogs if I do.

Debbie Schlussel.

And I beg you not to click through … I do it only because I have an assigned role in the blogosphere. My lot is to seek the depths.

Here’s a great one, prvenance appears to be Paultard, stage 3 paranoid or “black helicopter” variety:

Coming Soon To A Neighborhood Near You After The World-Wide Economic Collapseby Timothy K. Perry
Sunday, October 12, 2008

After the coming economic financial collapse, a state of world-wide martial law will be declared. Considering the current events which are in direct alignment with documented plans for totalitarian one-world government, (white paper plans published by the Tri-Lateral Commission, Council on Foreign Relations, and Club of Rome), martial law will be imposed without official dissent upon the various countries of the world. Martial law is military rule imposed upon civilian populations in a time of war or during a (sic) “State of Emergency”. The following elements can be expected to occur once the t.v. news anchors tell people not to panic, but that a State of Emergency has been declared due to the crash, and a (sic) temporary state of martial law has been declared, which will be rescinded once the State of Emergency has passed.
What the news people won’t tell you is that given the history of martial law, the suspension of such a draconian state is far more difficult to achieve than its original imposition. Esteemed reader, ask yourself the question, why dictator or group of dictators ever voluntarily relinquished their dictatorial powers? I’m searching really hard through the history files of the world to find out the handful of amazing people who did so. So far, all I can find is George Washington who declined being elected “King”.
Whenever the “Powers That Be” decide to impose martial law, the following items can be expected:
:1. CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS ARE ENDED-Under martial law, the U.S. Constitution is suspended and the citizens immediately lose all the protections, safeguards, and human rights guaranteed by that document. The citizens also lose every rights and privileges granted under The Bill of Rights. The constitutions of other countries will likewise be suspended with similar conditions imposed upon the citizens of those other countries.
2. CURFEW ENFORCEMENT-Anyone caught outside after curfew can be shot dead. There are no exceptions for personal emergencies unless of course, these people have some sort of official written permission or are in possession of other material which gives them a “Get Out Of Jail Free” card.
3. WRIT OF HABEUS CORPUS SUSPENDED-This means that soldiers can bust into your house, or arrest you on the street without warrants, and can throw you into prison without explanation or access to legal counsel. They can hold you there for months, even years, since there are no time limits imposed on how long you can be imprisoned.
4. PERSONAL FIREARMS WILL BE SEIZED-Armed forces can invade your home and force you to surrender any weapons you have, regardless of your constitutional right or need to bear arms for your self-defense. If you refuse, you could be shot dead in your living room, and all your possessions seized. If you’re lucky, you might just get Tasered, or butt-ended with an AK-47, to eventually wake up in a Federal Emergency Management Agency (F.E.M.A.) Detention Center with a Prison Identification Number which you will go by as a “name” instead of your old name, the one on your birth certificate.
5. PERSONAL PROPERTY CAN BE SEIZED-This means that under the excuse of “requisitioning”, soldiers can kick you out of your home, and seize both your home, all the contents inside that home, as well as any vehicles, or other items you have on your grounds. They also can claim the actual real estate of the acreage as well. If you refuse or resist in some way well….I guess you can fill in the blanks or use your imagination.
The following list of Executive Orders have already been signed by past U.S. presidents are in effect immediately upon declaration of a national State of Emergency or Martial Law:
Executive Order 10995: All communications media will be taken over by federal authority: radio, television, websites, newspapers, even CB and Ham radio systems. Freedom of expression, otherwise known as the First Amendment will be canceled until further notice.
Executive Order 10997: All fossil fuels, related substances as well as all electrical power, both corporate as well as privately owned devices and generators will be seized by the federal government.
Executive Order 10998: All food, means to produce such food and related products and machinery, warehouses and collectives which obviously include corporate and private farms will be seized by the government. You will not be allowed to hoard food since this is regulated. If you are caught hoarding food, you could be shot dead, or perhaps you will be lucky enough to be Tasered, knocked to the ground, sent to a FEMA camp and be immediately classified as a “domestic terrorist”, otherwise known as an “Enemy of the State”.
Executive Order 10999: All modes of transportation will be placed under complete government control. Any vehicle can be seized.
Executive Order 11000: All civilians will be drafted into forced labor which the t.v. anchors will euphemistically call “volunteer labor” at a variety of designated work places or camps under federal supervision. Go watch old film reels of the slave labor images under Nazi prison camps, or if you prefer, go watch a copy of Cool Hand Luke with Paul Newman, to get a more modern updated “American flavor” of what it’s like to be part of a slave labor chain gang. Of course, you must always remember, that if you go against the Boss, you will be accused of “A Failure To Communicate.”
Executive Order 11490: Absolute dictatorial “presidential” control will be exercised over all US citizens, business as well as church institutions during a State of Emergency where martial law is declared necessary.
Executive Order 12919: At the direction of the president, this Executive Order allows various Cabinet officials to take over all aspects of the US economy during a State of National Emergency.
Executive Order 13010: This Executive Order allows FEMA to take control over all other government agencies.
Executive Order 12656: “ASSIGNMENT OF EMERGENCY PREPAREDNESS RESPONSIBILITIES” -This order allows for the declaration of a State of Emergency during natural disaster, military attack, technological emergency, or other emergencies that seriously threaten the national security of the United States. This order allows for total, unquestioned federal takeover of every local police enforcement agencies, as well as local price fixing and wages. It also forbids reassignment of personal financial assets within or outside of the United States.
All in all, it makes me wish I was born several hundred years in the future, because by then, we will be genetically designed to obey without question, with no personal will or identity of our own. So in that case, we won’t know what we’ve lost, because all the history books, or shall I say history “discs” will have been rewritten. Hopefully, this game plan will be abandoned, and the planned scenario will never happen to us, even though plans have been written for just such a scenario. Hopefully, the decision will be made to abandon this plan and revitalize the world economy without dramatic incident so such draconian methods are not necessary to unite all countries under the one world globalist banner. I don’t think anyone is going to resist the transition to a one world police state anyway. Most people just want to be able to pay their bills and get by, and enjoy what little free time they have, no matter what group is ruling. After all, this transition is already being achieved as we speak.


@blogenfreude: Next week’s Steelers-Giants matchup could be the game of the year. It’s in the ‘burgh, so Eli is gonna get pounded. Heh.

@blogenfreude: Flopping Aces, The Iranian caviar comment.

I used to get that stuff in the 90s!!! You apply to one conspiracy website and bang!

Find replace Clinton for Barry.

Wait till the geniuzes discover Barry’s killed thousands of people and got the Illinois State Troopers and Chitown PD contract killing to keep his billion billion billion dollar drug ring a secret.

OK – click through to IMAO. He’s teh suck.

@blogenfreude: Yikes.

You would have had me with your pseudo-Malkin, except for the “fucking.” With Malkin, there’s never fucking.

@blogenfreude: you left out:

He’ll put you in prison, redistribute what’s left of your wealth to more criminals, and use your family as forced labor in one of his meth labs.
If you don’t believe me, just read his tax plan.

@nabisco: Giants by 10 points or more – you heard it here first.

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