Pat Buchanan makes shit up, melts down.  Serious craziness is about four and a half minutes in, but you should watch the whole thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTX5QFBtZUA

I think Black Eagle is getting to old Pat, eh?

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Fred Phelps and his Westboro Baptist Clown Troupe attempted to take their traveling salivation show to England this week, where they planned to protest performances of a play about Matthew Shepard. But authorities were not amused by the rude mechanicals, putting them on the next flight back from Heathrow.

“Both these individuals have engaged in unacceptable behavior by inciting hatred against a number of communities,” said a U.K. Border Agency mouthpiece. “The government has made it clear it opposes extremism in all its forms.”

Instead, the bumptious buskers had to make do with a street performance Thursday outside a high school in Prairie Village, Kansas. Their new show, “With a Frog in My Throat,” drew an audience of hundreds.

British government bans Fred Phelps, daughter from entering U.K. [Kansas City Star]

With gambling and booze in the tank, our economic collapse seems to be undermining long-held assumptions about safe investment bets. But one business appears to be thriving amid the gloom:

Designer sex toys.

These aren’t your mother’s dildoes. Popularized by Sex and the City’s Rampant Rabbit, we’re talking about three-figure equipment for your two-finger needs.

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Clintons bid farewell to Socks the cat, age 20 [MSNBC]

Below is video of the rant that press secretary Robert Gibbs smacked down here:

Epic WIN.

Hey, the drugs ain't doing it for you any more, asshole? No? Really? Hahahahahahaha!

Impotent sex tourist, drug addict and de facto voice of the psychoconservative right Rush Limbaugh is calling for all out war on Democrats on his nationally syndicated hatecast, equating them with rapists and murderers, indicating the twisted freak is inching ever closer to a full-bore nervous breakdown and, we hope and pray, a very public and very bloody suicide.

Yes, asshole, America is totally fucking doomed now that you facists have given it away to the communists. There is just no use living here anymore. You’re right. Best you find a bridge that can endure your colossal weight and jump before, heaven forbid, a Democratic Congress votes funds to repair it, you immense fat fuck!

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I’ve always thought of Saab as a purveyor of somewhat-overpriced, solidly-built, safe cars.  Their clutches always seemed a little grabby to me.  On the other hand, Saab is smart enough to put the ignition switch on the floor so it won’t turn your knee into hamburger  in a front-end collision. About 10 years ago I almost bought a 9-3 convertible, but settled for an SHO instead.

So the now-bankrupt Saab looks like it’ll be washed away in the Carpocalypse unless Sweden steps in.  GM owns Saab now, but Saab wants to escape that black hole.

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