She says she remained silent? Going on Dobson’s show? Watch it:

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Nothing says, "I'm more of a badass than Ann Coulter" like a leather vest and chola makeup.

“If you take your kids to see Watchmen, you’re a moron.

If you see it yourself, you’re also probably a moron and a vapid, indecent human being.”

That’s how Debbie Schlussel, D-list Ann Coulter wannabe, begins her thoughtful, measured review of this year’s biggest box office hit. She’s a real charmer, our Debbie.

Now, I agree with the first statement – and apparently, so does the Motion Picture Association of America, which gave the film an R rating. But does the second statement not, by default, name her as a vapid, indecent human being? Oh, right, she was just performing a service for dull-minded parents who do whatever their kids tell them to do.

If you’re wondering why her name sounds familiar, you might know her as the author of a twice-weekly column entitled, “Debbie Does Politics.” She is a role model for the children, really.  And drag queens.

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Per CNN: “In her first interview since giving birth, the teenage daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin said having a child is not ‘glamorous,’ and that telling young people to be abstinent is ‘not realistic at all.'”

Bristol? Your mom’s on line one. This is the fourth time she’s called in the last half hour. You might want to take this call.

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Happy Festivus.

Time for the Airing of Grievances. The comments are open.

Rove Needed Mike Connell Silenced. Now Conveniently He is FUCKING DEAD!

GOP vote tampering stormtrooper Mike Connell died in a suspicious plan wreck Friday, after giving a deposition on Nov. 3 related to a civil suit on vote tampering in Ohio during the 2004 presidential election and, according to some reports, enduring threats from Karl Rove that he must take the fall for rigging the election results.

Akron, Ohio residents who witnessed the crash told investigators and media they heard Connell’s single engine plane approaching the residential neighborhood where it crashed, in an apparent attempt to make an emergency landing. One neighbor said they could hear the plane’s engine cutting on and off before the flaming crash.

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Will Work for Poontang!

Everyone knows that Elliot Spitzer was taken out by the GOP operatives and insiders to make sure he was lamed around the time that he could have been very useful in putting away Wall Street executives who knew their firms were looting the public and their trading partners in the US and Europe.

While it was very convenient and we’re sure very lucrative to GOP insiders who arranged it, the tactic’s efficacy is predicated on the supposition that Spitzer would be shamed out of public life forever and a day. What if the Unicorn used some of his new thinking to hire this guy to work out some of his hunger for revenge on the gangsters of Wall Street?

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