TV and radio hatecaster Sean ‘Squeaky’ Hannity likes to style himself as GI Joe’s most ardent supporter. Yes, of course it’s a joke. Everyone knows psychopathic narcissists like Squeaky are incapable of anything but non-stop abuse of any and all available resources to feed their relentless hunger for recognition.

So it was only a matter a time before Squeaky got close enough to a non-profit enterprise to loot it to fund his Caligulan impulses. What makes it doubly twisted is the fact that this charity is supposed to be distributing its funds to support the children of dead veterans and their survivors – but instead is being spent on shuttling Squeaky around in Gulfstream luxury jets and limousines.
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Dude would be smart to keep his head down, but noooooo…

Barack Obama may not realize it, but I may have just helped save his presidency. How? By winning a drawn-out fight to protect his powers as commander in chief to wage war and keep Americans safe.

No, wait — John Yoo’s cri de merde gets better:

Part of Mr. Obama’s plan included hounding those who developed, approved or carried out Bush policies, despite the enormous pressures of time and circumstance in the months immediately after the September 11 attacks.

We could only hope. But last we checked, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld still walk the earth.

My Gift to the Obama Presidency [John Yoo/WSJ]

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Dick! Come to Me, my Bride! Be my bitch in the pit of hell forever and a day! Ha! Hahaha! Hahahahahahahahaha! I've waited an eternity with my cock wrapped in barbed wire, waiting for the moment when it would finally find the asshole of the Most Damned and Evil, waiting for you, my love! Ha! Hahaha! Hahahahahaha!

The monster of depthless evil known as Dick Cheney is apparently hanging grimly onto life at a Washington hospital, hoping and praying to his Master in Hell to live to lead America to more wars, devastating bankruptcy and further debauchery of its ideals, and finally deliver her once and for all to his Master.

When the news hit, the neocon crowd swooned, fearing its best candidate for the 2012 White House run was on the ropes. But Stinque correspondents everywhere reported hearing a distinct and bellowing laughter wafting up from deep beneath their feet. Resonant, full and crunching with the crusted mucus of blood and bile and an eternity of hate and rage.

Could it be, the dark one was calling Dick home? Stinque picked up the phone and chased down the story.

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Samantha Bell, daughter of suicide pilot Joe Stack, this morning:

“His last actions, the suicide, the catastrophe that caused injuries and death, that was wrong,” Samantha Bell, Stack’s daughter from his first marriage, told “Good Morning America” in a morning television exclusive telephone interview that aired today. “But if nobody comes out and speaks up on behalf of injustice, then nothing will ever be accomplished. But I do not agree with his last action with what he did. But I do agree about the government.”

When “Good Morning America” asked if she considered her father a “hero,” Bell, 38, said, “Yes, because now maybe people will listen.”

Samantha Bell, after the coffee kicked in:

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Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!

Pornographic magazine model Sen Scott Brown (R-Raytheon) went on Neil Cavuto’s Fox News hatecast yesterday to rationalize the teabagger kamikaze attack on the IRS building in Austin, describing it as a precipitate of the opacity and diabolical nature of the current administration.

When Cavuto asked Brown to comment on teabagger kamikaze Joe Stack’s daylight attack on an IRS office in a single-engine plane that left at least one person dead and a number wounded, the naked senator went for the narcissistic angle first and then the psychopathic.

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If you want to know how craven the Republican party has become. If you want to know how hypocritical the Republican party has become. If you want to know the extent to which a single shameless individual can make a mockery of our entire form of government, then you need look no further than Alabama Senator Richard Shelby. A prominent member of a minority party that has twisted Senate rules to impose an near-blanket, un-democratic supermajority voting requirement on Senate legislation, Senator Shelby has now pushed the un-democratic envelope further by taking the unprecedented step of blocking every single one of President Barack Obama’s presidential appointees until his personal needs and demands are met. And what noble principle or governing philosophy motivates the good Senator, prey tell? Read more »

The monstrous horror that Bank of America, and its noxious acquisition, Countrywide Financial, have cast upon this land extends far beyond lunatic abandonment of underwriting quality, knowing sale of worthless mortgages to securities firms and wanton, savage disregard for the financial health of its customers.

This criminal enterprise is so completely mad in the babbling, demented fury of its death throes that it is seizing buildings with which it has no foreclosure standing. Arrive at home and find that the  locks have been torn out and replaced? The electrical power’s been cut? Surprise, Bank of America’s come for a visit!

Ha! Hahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s BofA!

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