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One black. One white. One dog.

Via SanFranLefty, a display of our Socialist Overlords at the entrance of an undisclosed federal building in the Bay Area.

Fantasyland.

Now that they’ve definitively proved that thousands of the 59 million people who voted against Barack Obama five months ago still oppose him now, don’t think the Nut Factory isn’t lacking for raw material. Let’s catch up with some of the other memes still popping veins at WorldNetDaily:

1. Hawaii’s Fake Baby Mill.

Like Hillary knocking off Vince Foster, the forged birth certificate never goes away. Unlike Hillary knocking off Vince Foster, it’s not true.

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"At any rate I'll never go there again!" said Alice as she picked her way through the wood. "It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!"

  • Not enough publicity.
  • Crowds lost their way after Obama turned off GPS.
  • Ill-timed Rapture.

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The only dough we trust him with.

Remember Jim Cramer? Last time we checked, he was being skewered by Jon Stewart. And if the world has moved on, Cramer hasn’t:

“It was a complete and utter ambush,” Cramer said in an interview with The Lantern. “He told my staff that it was going to be fun, convivial, no clips, but [it] doesn’t matter, he’s a comedian, he can do whatever he wants.”

Of course Cramer’s a comedian too, unless all those props are common arbitrage tools. (And speaking of comedians: Ladies and gentlemen, Glenn Beck!) And about that “ambush” — Cramer himself predicted it earlier that day while cooking with convicted financier Martha Stewart:

“I mean, he’s going to be standing there giving me the business, I’m going to have to fight back,” Cramer said. “I’m not a doormat. Do I impress you as a doormat?”

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We want to see one of these in the White House garden.

Now that io9 has spilled the brains on our open-source Zombie Bible, let’s have a look at everyone else we’re beating to market:

  • The Portrait of a Lady and Vampires (Henry James and Laurell K. Hamilton)
  • Crime and Punishment and Werewolves (Feodor Dostoevsky and Stephen King)
  • War and Peace and Alien and Predator (Leo Tolstoy and Jeff VanderMeer)

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On the other hand: Rita Moreno.

Advice on offer from “Wall Street Prison Consultants”, which for $850 will help you survive the hell you’ve earned for ruining the world economy:

  • Prevent Being RAPED
  • Inmate Etiquette & Politics
  • Avoiding and Spotting Informants

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99 44/100% perv

Porn star Marilyn Chambers found dead in L.A. County home [LA Times]

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