- Not enough publicity.
- Crowds lost their way after Obama turned off GPS.
- Ill-timed Rapture.
- Invitations didn’t promise punch & pie.
- ACORN rented all the porta-potties.
- Tea shortages.
- They would have looked larger if we held them on median strips.
- Everyone left when they learned there wasn’t a turkey drop.
- Tea parties? What tea parties?
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