Dan Rather explains his “Obama couldn’t sell watermelons” line, asks Internet to get off his lawn: “I must confess that until recently I had no idea what Twitter was. Even now, I’m not completely sure how it’s best used.” [HuffPo]

Walmart swears this photo isn’t what you think. It’s not that Black Barbie is only worth half as much as White Barbie, it’s that Walmart is trying to get rid of Black Barbie to make room for new inventory.

Okay. It’s worse than what you think.

Black Barbie Sold for Less Than White Barbie at Walmart Store [ABC, via Raw Story]

Photo: FunnyJunk

If nothing else, Tuesday’s Glenn Beck/Eric Massa meltdown produced a line for the ages: “America, I’ve got to shoot straight with you. I think I’ve wasted your time.” [Full video at Political Wire]

“Former representative. Eric Massa (D-N.Y.) has been under investigation for allegations that he groped multiple male staffers working in his office, according to three sources familiar with the probe.” [WaPo]

The Daily Caller: So you’re running for governor of New York. How is this different than the stripper Stormy Daniels running for the Senate in Louisiana or Mary Carey running for governor of California?

Kristin Davis: Those girls are porn stars and I am a businesswoman. They ran as a publicity stunts and I am running to make an important point and to further a reform, Libertarian-based agenda that is common sense and in which I think any New Yorkers privately agree.

Spitzer madam Kristin Davis busts into New York governor’s race [Daily Caller, via Political Wire]

Rush Limbaugh on Eric Massa, Monday:

“This guy is as fired up as anybody I’ve ever heard anywhere opposed this, and the process and how they’re getting it done. This guy is going to have so much support from people.”

Rush Limbaugh on Eric Massa, Tuesday:

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