We Can’t Sit Through an Hour of Beck, So You’ll Have To

There’s no story until he gets to the necrobestiality part.

@FlyingChainSaw: There was a story, which should have been “Democratic Congressman Involved in Pale Echo of Republican Sex Scandal, Resigns in Disgrace.” Done & Done.

But then the wingnuts decided to make a hero of him. And by the time Rush sounded retreat, he was already booked on Beck.

Team Sarah email, 5:01 p.m. ET:

Yesterday’s blow-up by Democratic Congressman Eric Massa (NY-29) alleging abuse from White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel added more accelerant to the fire. Congressman Massa is on Glenn Beck now for what should prove to be an rather interesting interview.

Apparently it didn’t pan out as expected. But I’ll let Jon Stewart’s interns wade through the details.

Who said that? Beck or Massa?

Ich bin eine Wiener schnitzel.

Masa has inspired me to run for US congress. he has even given me a bumpersticker.

Capt Howdy for US Congess
ten thousand sailors cant be wrong.

@Capt Howdy: You’ve got my vote.

@Benedick von Trapp:

or how about this

Capt Howdy: the tickle me candidate
I’m not gay

seriously
I hope you all watched that performance. it was one of those things you just thank god you were around to catch.
particularly the Beck. but Larry King also when he asked him if he was gay.
that Beck show will go down in the anals of broadcasting. pun intended.

Sometimes out of insanity, one needs a good laugh.

Just disappointed Massa didn’t start asking Bekc if he liked gladiator movies and Turkish prisons.

@Capt Howdy: “Capt Howdy: the tickle me candidate
I’m not gay but my boyfriend is.

@FlyingChainSaw:

Or discusses his forays into necroPHAGObestiality.

And then there was the time Massa couldn’t stop licking Aaron Shock’s abs in the House steam room, but it was totally not gay.

@Benedick be Jackpot: Beck. I’m always debating how cryptic I can write things.