In his latest installment of Mystery Presidents Theater 3000, Alabama teabagger Rick Barber raises Lincoln from the dead to call income taxes “slavery”. According to published reports, Alabama teabagger Rick Barber is from Alabama.

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No Town Car or Crown Vic? N.Y. Streets Won’t Be the Same [NYT]

Title: “Blacklisted by History: The Untold Story of Senator Joe McCarthy and His Fight Against America’s Enemies”

Author: M. Stanton Evans

Rank: 1

Blurb: “The greatest book since the Bible.” (Ann Coulter)

Review: “Sadly, There isn’t any like Mccarthy, Reagan,Goldwater for my generation, But there still is hope.”

Customers Also Bought: “Illuminati: The Cult that Hijacked the World,” by Henry Makow Ph.D.

Obligatory Glenn Beck Tie-In: Thursday.

Footnote: At long last, we have no sense of decency.

Blacklisted by History [Amazon]

Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon kickback link]

We’re told there’s going to be another outbreak of Sport in a moment. For those who dislike Adventure, the Stinque Incredibly Annoying Vuvuzela Button is the one on the right.

• If you had to choose between sucking off Joe Lieberman and drowning in a fetid shark-infested cesspool, which would it be?
• Name your favorite natural disaster.
• How many kittens can you microwave in 45 seconds?

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Sarah Palin, Thursday night:

Thomas Sowell, as linked by Sarah Palin:

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Louie Gohmert (R-We’ll Have What He’s Having): “I talked to a retired FBI agent who said that one of the things they were looking at were terrorist cells overseas who had figured out how to game our system. And it appeared they would have young women, who became pregnant, would get them into the United States to have a baby. They wouldn’t even have to pay anything for the baby. And then they would turn back where they could be raised and coddled as future terrorists. And then one day, twenty, thirty years down the road, they can be sent in to help destroy our way of life.” [TPM]