The Manchurian Baby
Louie Gohmert (R-We’ll Have What He’s Having): “I talked to a retired FBI agent who said that one of the things they were looking at were terrorist cells overseas who had figured out how to game our system. And it appeared they would have young women, who became pregnant, would get them into the United States to have a baby. They wouldn’t even have to pay anything for the baby. And then they would turn back where they could be raised and coddled as future terrorists. And then one day, twenty, thirty years down the road, they can be sent in to help destroy our way of life.” [TPM]
I’m starting to regret ever reading spy thrillers because of fucking jacked up retards like Louie who can’t differentiate fiction and non fiction.
For those who enjoy watching this jerk get verbally bitchslapped here is something enjoyable.
Like McVeigh, a born and raised in the USA terrorist.
Gomer needs to take a break from whacking it to “24” reruns and lay off the dog-whistling. This is just a generalized version of what he and his fellow people of the bag believe about Obama…
@ManchuCandidate: Darling, that might be a bitchslap up in Happy Land but that is a paper towel snap here in God’s Empire. BTW 12 ft fences and fake lakes. Awesome. More than a billion spent on Holiday Inn suites for mounties. Send some this way, big guy! Them horseridin’ dudes got some thighs on em. Welcome to big-time corruption, Canada City. We knew you had it in you, eh?
Meanwhile, we are not amused.
@Benedick:
I’m not amused about the G20 summit either. Traffic was the shit all week.
A good weekend ruined by PM Fatty all because he wanted to show off.
@ManchuCandidate: Louie forgets that all kids rebel against their parents.
TJ/ OK. I’d just like to point out we have a new Prime Minister, and yes she is female, and yes she is a red head (Ranger, blood-nut, blue) but listen, we DO NOT vote for Prime Ministers here in Australia!!
So stop with the fucking whining about “We didn’t vote for her”. You NEVER EVER vote for a PM. This is not the corrupt presidential race that other countries experience. This our own corrupt, venal, and backstabbing political system whereby you vote for a party, and the party elects the Prime Minister. So shut the fuck up about “We didn’t vote for her!! ”
TJ/
Sorry folks, I just had to get that off my chest.
@CheapBoy: We didn’t vote for John Major or Gordon Brown, either.
Or George W. Bush. But that’s another story.
@CheapBoy: We love it when you stop by to rant even if we don’t know WTF you’re talking about. Wait. You have elections? Crack the tinnies. How do we count the wallabies?
@CheapBoy: My darling!
@JNOV: We all love cheap boy.
@Benedick: Indeed. I say we adopt him.
Cheap Boy has inspired the answer to the terrorist babies, we need to train an army of anti-terrorism Dingoes!
Release the platypus!
@CheapBoy: Is she a PMILF? Because that’s all that matters.
@ManchuCandidate: Canadian bassist Melissa Auf der Maur and her band.
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