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Son-of-Potatoehead Ben Quayle, last seen enjoying his imaginary children, is back with an ad that proclaims he was “raised right”. And with the news that he was a significant contributor to a Naughty Blog, we really can’t disagree:

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We joke about the beer money, but there’s only one reason we run Google ads on the site. By unanimous decision, the Airline Career Pilot Program just won August.

Ladies and gentlemen, the inevitable Apple Daily animation.

Our afternoon guest columnists are A Lawyer and übergeek website 4chan founder Moot, performing in colloquy.

Q. Is there a certain language that is commonly used for users of 4chan?

A. In what sense?

Q. Certain terms have a meaning unique to 4chan?

A. Yes.

Q. Like “OP,” what is “OP”?

A. OP means original poster.

Q. Are you familiar with these terms, having been the founder and administrator of the 4chan site?

A. Yes.

Q. What would “lurker” mean?

A. Somebody who browses but does not post, does not contribute.

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We passed on the Shocking! Sarah Palin Disses Teacher! video Monday because, well, it didn’t seem as Shocking! as advertised. Supposedly she Rolls Her Eyes! when the teacher identifies her profession, which was taken as an affront to anyone who has to babysit a bunch of insolent runts five days a week.

But, as often happens, the Cover-up is proving more entertaining than the Crime.

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“The theory of relativity is a mathematical system that allows no exceptions. It is heavily promoted by liberals who like its encouragement of relativism and its tendency to mislead people in how they view the world. Here is a list of 24 counterexamples: any one of them shows that the theory is incorrect.” [Conservapedia]

1. Relatives.

2. The Lost finale.

3. Disappearing socks.

4. A cat’s unexplained ability to hover at your door without being either in or out.

5. Aqua Buddha.

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