Above: This morning’s headline on the Fox Nation website.

Below: The updated story, after readers took it seriously. Enjoy the comments!

Frustrated Obama Sends Nation Rambling 75,000-Word E-Mail [Fox]

FoxNation.com Reposts Anti-Obama Article From The Onion, Doesn’t Mention It’s A Joke [Mediaite]

Update: Fox gives up, yanks the post. Spoilsports!

We think WorldNetDaily has something personally important to reveal to us, but we can’t for the life of us imagine what.

Are Americans playing around with the end of civilization? [WND]

Our guest columnist spent Thanksgiving roasting a turkey:

My fellow Americans in all 57 states, the time has changed for come. With our country founded more than 20 centuries ago, we have much to celebrate – from the FBI’s 100 days to the reforms that bring greater inefficiencies to our health care system. We know that countries like Europe are willing to stand with us in our fight to halt the rise of privacy, and Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s. And let’s face it, everybody knows that it makes no sense that you send a kid to the emergency room for a treatable illness like asthma and they end up taking up a hospital bed. It costs, when, if you, they just gave, you gave them treatment early, and they got some treatment, and ah, a breathalyzer, or an inhalator. I mean, not a breathalyzer, ah, I don’t know what the term is in Austrian for that…

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• Babies make excellent hostages.
• Don’t feel guilty. Other shoppers don’t feel pain.
• Take the oldest car you can. When fighting for the last parking space, the other driver will have more to lose.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j1N3G37_SQ

Two pardoned, two refused: “Two turkeys that ‘didn’t quite make the cut’ were delivered to Martha’s Table, a local nonprofit organization that serves homeless children and their families, the president said.” [CNN]

“As the morning drew to a close, though, major airports were humming along normally, and most travelers seemed more interested in getting to their destinations than in making a political statement.” [NYT, via Yahoo]