Desperate for a break from the Shlongathon — Did anything happen yesterday? Yes. Yes it did. — Lefties have decided to make an example of Eric Bolling of Fox Business Network, who—

Hold on. Show of hands: Who here knows who Eric Bolling is? Uh-huh. And who has seen Fox Business? Mmmmkay. And who has even heard of Fox Business? Right.

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Rick Perry, who’s rumored to be considering a challenge to Mitt Romney for Best GOP Candidate Hair, wants America to return to Biblical Microeconomics:

I think in America from time to time we have to go through some difficult times — and I think we’re going through those difficult economic times for a purpose, to bring us back to those Biblical principles of you know, you don’t spend all the money.

Veteran political handicapper Jesus H. Christ agrees:

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“An eccentric California salvage diver is fishing for proof that al Qaeda overlord Osama bin Laden is really dead… ‘I’m doing it because I am a patriotic American who wants to know the truth. I do it for the world,’ [Bill] Warren told The Post.” [NY Post, via TPM]

Dick		Role
	Anthony Weiner	Launched the Battle of the Bulge.
	Andrew Breitbart	After proclaiming to take the high road, showed the Cock Shot to Opie & Anthony.
	“Dan Wolfe”	Discovered the Dick Tweet; disappeared after his own past turned out less than upstanding.

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Title: “Demonic: How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America”

Author: Ann Coulter

Rank: 3

Blurb: “The demon is a mob, and the mob is demonic. The Democratic Party activates mobs, depends on mobs, coddles mobs, publicizes and celebrates mobs — it is the mob. Sweeping in its scope and relentless in its argument, Demonic explains the peculiarities of liberals as standard groupthink behavior. To understand mobs is to understand liberals.”

Review: “She is absolutely correct in targeting the French Revolution as the polluted source of Leftism and the violence and degeneracy that inevitably follow.”

Customers Also Bought: “Through My Eyes”, by Tim Tebow

Footnote: We’re trying to remember the last time Ann Coulter was relevant. Was Bubba still President?

Demonic [Amazon]

Buy or Die [Stinque@Amazon kickback link]

• Weiner Wilts
• Weiner Withdraws
• Democrats Stage Prophylactic Move on Weiner

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Wait… wait… wait… Goooooooooooallll!!!

[via Sully]