Another ugly day, another necessary distraction. Some things just ain’t natural.
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“Seven naked protesters swarmed the office of Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) on Tuesday…” Oh, fine, see for yourself. [TPM/@BuzzFeedAndrew]
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Apparently one of the Romney Boys left his blog sitting out on the coffeetable, and by the time he shoved it under the couch, it was too late — folks clinically interested in what a Mormon looks like inside the Magic Underwear took a good, long look. Based on what we’ve seen of the response, it seems Democrats have much to fear this fall from the Romney, um, SuperPAC.
Fuck Yeah! Craig Romney [Tumblr]
Shirtless Craig Romney Makes Reporters Swoon and Giggle [Atlantic]
Stormy has accused her former husband of stalking her and her current fiancée. The best part?
[Ex-husband] Mosny and Daniels have a history of domestic violence — back in 2009, when they still lived together, the porn star was arrested for battery … after allegedly attacking Mosny over the way he did the laundry.
This is precisely why I don’t complain when, on the rare occasion I do the laundry, my girlfriend refolds things. I don’t want to be punched.
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