“Schools nationwide, including The University of Missouri and Washington University, are snapping up .xxx domain names to avoid links of their names to porn sites.” [CBS]
The Internet Is For Porn
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Dan Savage threatens to redefine Santorum’s first name, with the help of a few Famous Ricks. Unfortunately — or deliberately, depending on your comedic taste — all the proposed definitions are bleeped.
[via TPM]
We can’t find this graphic on the USA Today site itself, but we’re pretty sure it’s there somewhere.
[via @darrenrovell]
Update: Ah. Ran last Friday.
You need a dirty mind to be an editor in this business [Charles Apple]
“Representative Anthony D. Weiner has told House leaders that he plans to resign his seat after coming under growing pressure from his Democratic colleagues to leave the House, said a top Democratic official and two people told of Mr. Weiner’s plans.” [NYT]
This, apparently, is real:
On Saturday, July 23 the first 1,501 fans 18 and over in attendance will receive a commemorative pair of Tweeting Wiener Boxer Shorts. The boxers will honor National Hot Dog Day with an image on the front of a blue bird taking a photo of a Wiener with his phone.
If you’re wondering whether this will ever end, remember that we’re still talking about a blowjob from 1998.
Saints Ring in National Hot Dog Day with Tweeting Wiener [OurSportsCentral, via Twitter]
If you’ve been waiting for The Last Diaper to Drop, this might be it:
Police on Friday afternoon came to the home of a 17-year-old high school junior to ask her about direct online communications she has had with Rep. Anthony Weiner.
Two officers from the New Castle County Police Department arrived at the girl’s home around 4:30 p.m. and asked to speak with the girl’s mother about the daughter’s contact with Weiner. Another officer appeared at the home a short time later.
Of course, we should note that nobody’s saying yet what messages she received. It’s not like every Weiner tweet includes a wiener.
We should probably also note this:
A FoxNews.com reporter was at the home when the police arrived.
Coincidence? Pre-arranged money shot? Or does it make a difference?
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