Dickatis Personae
| Dick | Role | |
|---|---|---|
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Anthony Weiner | Launched the Battle of the Bulge. |
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Andrew Breitbart | After proclaiming to take the high road, showed the Cock Shot to Opie & Anthony. |
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“Dan Wolfe” | Discovered the Dick Tweet; disappeared after his own past turned out less than upstanding. |
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Fox News | Stalked Delaware teenager to get money shot of cops pulling up to ask questions. |
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Republicans | Piling on Weiner while ignoring Ensign and Vitter. |
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Democrats | Those still defending Weiner are shocked! that America would care about a Dick Tweet. |
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Americans | The French piss on our laughable Puritanism from a considerable height. |
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God | Failed to equip humans with parthenogenesis. |
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I think amputation of the priapic member might be the only way this scandal dies.
Your completely random factoid for the day: Breitbart means “wide beard” in German.
Anyone know the German word for “penis envy”?
@mellbell: You always know the good stuff.
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