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Oh holy sweet Mother of the 8 pound 4 ounce Baby Jesus, Clarence Clemons can play a saxophone.
Get well, Big Man. We want to see more of this:
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Way O/T: I see that Gavin McDreamy has a Twitter feed. Anything you want to share with us?
@Dodgerblue: He was tweeting from the hospital yesterday when his wife was giving birth to his son.
In a dramatic bid to sneak in ahead of his predicted date of the rapture on October 21, Harold Camping also suffered a stroke today. Once again, it doesn’t look like he’s going to go the distance.
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