More Weiner Pics!

Weiner’s well on his way to a Playgirl spread and pistachio commercial.

Who is timing this roll-out? Will it never end?

@Benedick HRH KFC: Drip… Drip… Drip…

@Benedick HRH KFC: Also, it’s been observed that one reason the Craigslist Congresscritter quit so quickly was because he knew his Desperately Seeking Tranny posts were out there.

This stuff is rarely revealed all at once. Once the original indiscretion is confirmed, the truffle-hunters get to work.

@Benedick HRH KFC: Maybe Breitbart is still in charge, but I doubt it – he’s too stupid to cash in fully. Probably just young women w/ his pics who figure TMZ will pay.

This is undermining my faith in government. I find myself doubting my support for Medicare.

We need pre-scandalized politicians, you know, like convicted pederast cannibal arsonists who advocate drug dealing and financial crime as instruments of economic development.

@FlyingChainSaw: Or, y’know, Stormy.

@blogenfreude: Breitbart was on “The Insider Weekend” saying the announcement Huma is pregnant is ” a publicity stunt”, timed to garner sympathy. So he is at least trying to make the appearance he’s still in control of this story despite the fact Opie copped the pic off his camera without his permission.

@Benedick HRH KFC: Is Weiner your rep?
@nojo: and how do I miss Stormy? Let me count the ways …

@texrednface: I think it’s Colbert who showed the clip of Breitbart starting directly into the studio camera he later claimed he didn’t know about. Leaving aside the question why Breitbart was showing off his iPhone cock shot to begin with, of course.

But yes, the story became an open feeding frenzy the moment Weiner fessed up. Tabloid sites have their own resources, and don’t need a fucking wingnut telling them what to do.

@blogenfreude: No. We have that person whose name I can never remember. Cahill!

@Benedick HRH KFC: Mine is Nadler … same last name as the girl-next-door I had a crush on when I was 9 ….

@blogenfreude: Is this something you’d like to share? The conflation of your crush with your congressman? Do you often find yourself dreaming about your elected representatives in a ‘special’ kind of way? Have you been tweeting pics? We’d all like to see.

@Benedick HRH KFC: Um, FSM love him for his awesome politics, but Jerry Nadler is not someone who inspires “special” kind of dreams in anyone, including the most enthusiastic of constitutents.

@nojo: Alas, I don’t have cable, so I don’t know about the Colbert clip you mention. I have been under the impression Opie and Anthony were playing ‘keep away’ with Breitbart’s phone.
The story has gone beyond him now. I actually saw the Insider’s interview with Andy.

@texrednface: Breitbart said he was shocked — shocked! — that the Cock Shot ended up being tweeted from a screengrab. But just like Rush & Beck (and everybody else?), O&A livestream their shows over video. And the cam wasn’t hidden high in a corner, but at table height, with Breitbart looking straight into it.

The broader point is that Breitbart, who supposedly had the cock shot on his iPhone only to show legitimate reporters that he had the goods, saw no problem whipping it out for the delight of his shock-jock pals. Even if he was truly aghast that it ended up online, he was responsible for displaying it in the first place.

Perhaps he should have DM’d it.

This is deeply twisted shit and incredibly stupid. Didn’t Turgid Tony think someone might decide he is a twisted psycho making home grown porn in the locker room and break a bench across his back and call security?

Too many homosexuals and abortions in Christchurch, New Zealand apparently. Another earthquake

Poor bastards…

@CheapBoy: A 5.5 and a follow-up 6.0? Yikes. You expect aftershocks, but have mercy.

never thought i’d hear myself say this, i am sick of that dick.
need new meat to tweet.

@baked: Reminds me of one of life’s Great Truisms: No matter how hot some guy is, there’s someone who’s sick of fucking him.

Does this Weiner dude ever tweet anything that isn’t a picture of his penis?

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: Just wait till the Senate’s most illiterate, senile fucktard, Chuck Grassley, figures out how to work the faincy Soul Stealer.