Rick Perry, who’s rumored to be considering a challenge to Mitt Romney for Best GOP Candidate Hair, wants America to return to Biblical Microeconomics:

I think in America from time to time we have to go through some difficult times — and I think we’re going through those difficult economic times for a purpose, to bring us back to those Biblical principles of you know, you don’t spend all the money.

Veteran political handicapper Jesus H. Christ agrees:

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“An eccentric California salvage diver is fishing for proof that al Qaeda overlord Osama bin Laden is really dead… ‘I’m doing it because I am a patriotic American who wants to know the truth. I do it for the world,’ [Bill] Warren told The Post.” [NY Post, via TPM]

Dick		Role
	Anthony Weiner	Launched the Battle of the Bulge.
	Andrew Breitbart	After proclaiming to take the high road, showed the Cock Shot to Opie & Anthony.
	“Dan Wolfe”	Discovered the Dick Tweet; disappeared after his own past turned out less than upstanding.

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Title: “Demonic: How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America”

Author: Ann Coulter

Rank: 3

Blurb: “The demon is a mob, and the mob is demonic. The Democratic Party activates mobs, depends on mobs, coddles mobs, publicizes and celebrates mobs — it is the mob. Sweeping in its scope and relentless in its argument, Demonic explains the peculiarities of liberals as standard groupthink behavior. To understand mobs is to understand liberals.”

Review: “She is absolutely correct in targeting the French Revolution as the polluted source of Leftism and the violence and degeneracy that inevitably follow.”

Customers Also Bought: “Through My Eyes”, by Tim Tebow

Footnote: We’re trying to remember the last time Ann Coulter was relevant. Was Bubba still President?

Demonic [Amazon]

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• Weiner Wilts
• Weiner Withdraws
• Democrats Stage Prophylactic Move on Weiner

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Wait… wait… wait… Goooooooooooallll!!!

[via Sully]

If you’ve been waiting for The Last Diaper to Drop, this might be it:

Police on Friday afternoon came to the home of a 17-year-old high school junior to ask her about direct online communications she has had with Rep. Anthony Weiner.

Two officers from the New Castle County Police Department arrived at the girl’s home around 4:30 p.m. and asked to speak with the girl’s mother about the daughter’s contact with Weiner. Another officer appeared at the home a short time later.

Of course, we should note that nobody’s saying yet what messages she received. It’s not like every Weiner tweet includes a wiener.

We should probably also note this:

A FoxNews.com reporter was at the home when the police arrived.

Coincidence? Pre-arranged money shot? Or does it make a difference?

Weiner’s Messages to Teenage Girl in Delaware Draw Police Attention [Fox, via Weigel]