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The criminally insane whack job that is wandering around the White House in his bathrobe babbling to himself and plotting revenge against everyone in AMERICA! who has refused to publicly swear allegiance to his throne is obviously suffering deep and incurable mental illness.

If CNN reported tomorrow that Precedent von Clownstick was found eating his own arm and laying in his own feces on the floor of the oval office with a greased woodchuck stuck in his ass, no one anywhere would be surprised. Anyone who’s read the newspapers in the last month would shrug.

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Insane freakish sex goblin and fascist propagandist Roger Ailes is going the fuck down as the feds are investigating the countless cases in which Fox News has had to pay off employees millions upon millions of dollars for Ailes’ mashing. lued innuendo and sexual extortion.

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting this week: “On Wednesday, during a hearing regarding former Fox News personality Andrea Tantaros’ lawsuit against network executives before New York Supreme Court Judge David Benjamin Cohen, an attorney for Tantaros said he’d been served with a subpoena by federal prosecutors investigating sexual harassment allegations directed at Ailes. Tantaros, who once served as a co-host of the afternoon show The Five, alleges in her lawsuit that Fox News “operated like a sex-fueled, Playboy Mansion-like cult.”

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DUCKY! DUCKY! Did you see the Bank of Japan? Oh, FUCK! DUCKY! get them on the phone!

Barking mad trust-fund twit and Kremlin chewtoy TRUMPLIGULA! is managing to precipitate the bankruptcy of the USA! in just a matter of weeks by terrorizing creditors who’ve been faithful holders of US treasury debt for decades.

Bloomberg reports this week: “From Tokyo to Beijing and London, the consensus is clear: few overseas investors want to step into the $13.9 trillion U.S. Treasury market right now. Whether it’s the prospect of bigger deficits and more inflation under President Donald Trump or higher interest rates from the Federal Reserve, the world’s safest debt market seems less of a sure thing — particularly after the upswing in yields since November. And then there is Trump’s penchant for saber rattling, which has made staying home that much easier.”

TRUMPLIGULA!’s plan for USA! finances has never been clearer – and it is exactly the same as it has been for all of fuckface’s other ill-fated shithouse enterprises: bankrupt the fucking thing and rape the creditors all the way to bankruptcy court.

Von CLOWNSTICK has made his plans abundantly clear.

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DUCKY! DUCKY! Did you see Putincakes?

Per usual the American press gets it completely sideways when confronted by complete and UTTER FUCKING EVIL.

Trumpligula’s first official act as president is to praise a criminally insane Soviet-era communist party psychopath who has gotten control of Kazakhstan where the Trump operation is likely providing laundering services for organized crime.

Then Flynn has a mysterious conversation with a Russian ambassador to assure him of policy changes he can count on under a Trumpligula administration. Reporters are all over themselves pointing out inconsistencies in the statements by Melissa McCarthy impersonator Sean Spicer and insane crack-addled harpy face-biter Kellyann Conway.

Not a month into the Reign of Fuckface, US intelligence agencies are putting the White House on blackout status because the fucking place is so obviously owned by the fucking FSB.

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DUCKY! DUCKY, DID YOU SEE MY DRAPES? NO! OH, DUCKY, COME WITH ME AND SEE MY DRAPES!

The New York Times spent last week ringing the switch board at the White House asking for random extensions and giving anyone who answered the phone a chance to tell their reporters what a complete piece of shit Trump is and everyone had a story to tell.

Why?

Because this piece of shit is a FUCKING! MORON! and if you’re not calling everyone from the dog catcher to the president of the EU asking for TRUMPLIGULA! to be banished to Angola, you’re part of the problem.

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A Florida golf course owned by CRIMINALLY! INSANE! PIECE! OF! SHIT! President Donald Trump has been ordered to immediately pay $5.77 million to former members who were denied refunds when the HATED, ODIOUS TRUST FUND TWIT bought the club five years ago, according to the Huffington Post.

HERO AND MAN-GOD U.S. District Judge Kenneth Marra ruled that Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter violated contracts that members had signed with the previous owner and were assumed by Trump when he bought the club in 2012. The average payment is expected be about $87,000 for each of the 65 members involved in the case. The members were awarded $4.8 million, plus $925,000 in interest.

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