Feds Going After Fox for Hiding Roger Ailes’ Sexual Extortion and Pay Offs of Victimized Employees from Victimized Shareholders

Can’t bring myself to watch today’s press conference, but the breakdown from Jake Tapper is pretty wonderful. Some highlights:

Purportedly the purpose of it was to introduce his new Secretary of Labor nominee, Alexander Acosta. He talked about [CNN’s] Jim Acosta more than he talked about Alexander Acosta. He talked about Hillary Clinton more than he talked about Alexander Acosta.

and

It was an airing of grievances. It was Festivus. It was complaints about the media. At one point he said the leaks were real, but the news is fake, which doesn’t make any sense whatsoever.

At this point, the networks should send volunteers with SuperSoakers to White House press conferences.

@mellbell: His approval rating is at least 198% at the Kremlin and among Texan meth heads whose teeth look like shit chiclets. Maybe even higher, perhaps. Let’s check dumFux Nooz and find out.

@¡Andrew!: The Kremlin might be backing off a bit. As with everyone else, Trump isn’t following through on his promises.

@nojo: We could get lucky and Putin declares “Mission Accomplished” then liquidates his asset.

Oh, and now there’s the teensy problem that retired Vice Admiral Robert Harward, Twitler’s choice to replace Fired Flynn, has turned him down due to the “obvious dysfunction” of the well-oiled regime.

Isn’t the real problem that so-called Admiral Harward is a moonbat communist who’s sick of winning???

Annnnnd, buh bye travel ban, for now.

Is it wrong to BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA when the world’s on fire?

I just made a missing person poster for our Rep and tweeted it to him. We’re going to print them and post them around his office, take pics, and tweet those, too.

@¡Andrew!: Tapper quoted a friend saying Harwood called the job a “shit sandwich”. Something about the chaos surrounding Trump, perhaps Trump (or Bannon) insisting on staff approval.

Problem is, that’s the one job where you don’t want an idiot in charge. And right now, looks like only idiots need apply.

Petraeus doesn’t want it, either. Nobody wants to be Spinal Tap’s drummer.

@JNOV: Reichert can run, but he can’t hide–git ‘im!

@¡Andrew!: :-)

And now the Nazis are postering a UDub theatre. http://www.seattlepi.com/local/article/Theater-poster-plastering-latest-in-string-of-UW-10938965.php

@JNOV: It’s just the college RepubliKKKans recruiting campaign for Twitler Youth.