KREMLIN CHEWTOY PRECEDENT FUCKFACE Von CLOWNSTSICK BANKRUPTING AMERICA AS CREDITORS RUN FOR HILLS!
DUCKY! DUCKY! Did you see the Bank of Japan? Oh, FUCK! DUCKY! get them on the phone!
Barking mad trust-fund twit and Kremlin chewtoy TRUMPLIGULA! is managing to precipitate the bankruptcy of the USA! in just a matter of weeks by terrorizing creditors who’ve been faithful holders of US treasury debt for decades.
Bloomberg reports this week: “From Tokyo to Beijing and London, the consensus is clear: few overseas investors want to step into the $13.9 trillion U.S. Treasury market right now. Whether it’s the prospect of bigger deficits and more inflation under President Donald Trump or higher interest rates from the Federal Reserve, the world’s safest debt market seems less of a sure thing — particularly after the upswing in yields since November. And then there is Trump’s penchant for saber rattling, which has made staying home that much easier.”
TRUMPLIGULA!’s plan for USA! finances has never been clearer – and it is exactly the same as it has been for all of fuckface’s other ill-fated shithouse enterprises: bankrupt the fucking thing and rape the creditors all the way to bankruptcy court.
Von CLOWNSTICK has made his plans abundantly clear.
First, you CUT! TAXES! because that fuels growth the way gangrene inspires ballroom dancing and made Kansas the Singapore of the Midwest.
Then you chase off all of your most stalwart creditors by waking up every day and announcing you’re going to shoot sick people in the face as a replacement for Obamacare and challenging the White House gardener to a hard-on contest.
Next, you make it clear to the world that you are the fuckwitted chewtoy of a twisted oligarch running a tin-pot shithouse of a country with an economy barely the size of Italy’s.
Last but not least, you start land wars with Iran and China.
Bu-bu-bu-but won’t someone think of the tax cuts?!?! (For the 1%)
And making it even easier for paranoid schizophrenics to buy machine guns.
And pumping nookleeur waste into every libtard blue state’s water supply.
And repealing Obamacare and replacing it with agonizing Ebola deaths in an alley, ‘cuz that’s how Real AmeriKKKans likes it!
@¡Andrew!: And what about Hillary’s eeeeeeemailz?
@FCS: Red wine was choked/spit up at this line: “First, you CUT! TAXES! because that fuels growth the way gangrene inspires ballroom dancing and made Kansas the Singapore of the Midwest.”
Well done as always mi amigo.
So question. Who is going after the 19% share of Gazprom story that briefly flickered to life on foreign media a couple weeks ago and has since died? Maybe it hasn’t died, because I haven’t had time to follow it, but it hasn’t made it to US ‘Merikah mainstream media yet. Since i have a day job I find myself increasingly using my lunch hour as when I pull my cell phone out and see the numerous breaking news alerts from NYT and decide to bury myself again in work and/or talking to/petting the office therapy dogs.
“ ‘On our side, it’s pretty clear who drives policy,’ said a Republican aide who spoke on the condition of anonymity to avoid being written about by Mr. Trump on Twitter.”
hhahahahahahahaha
@SanFranLefty: I envy you your office therapy dogs. There’s far too much bureaucracy here to ever get something like that approved.
Someone buy this man some adjectives.
SUCK A DICK
“This is a fine-tuned machine.” Oh, someone isn’t firing on all cylinders.
Why is he still running for office? Oh, wait. He is. Fucking asshole.
Now he’s reading Putin’s mind. Kill. Me.
FACT CHECK – Delta’s shit was up and running in what? An hour or two?
FACT CHECK – The Supreme Court neither reviewed nor overturned eighty percent of Ninth Circuit Court’s decisions.
This is absolutely the craziest and scariest shit I have ever heard.
@JNOV: Maybe people wouldn’t be openly questioning President Rapist’s mental health if he didn’t sound like a raving, coked-out lunatic every time he opens his mouth.
His face looks like a cat’s prolapsed asshole, BTW.
@¡Andrew!:
Maybe this is why everyone’s cat WON’T STOP BARPHING !
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