Talibuddy Displays His Pestorkable Daughters Like the Twisted Fuck He Is. Or is he just demented? What's with the Pebbles outfit, though, Talibuddy? Did his wife who does the soft-porn music videos design it? Does it mean something personal and freakish we need to know about?

Anyone who heard Senator Scott ‘Talibuddy’ Brown (R-Raytheon) speak during his special-election campaign can testify that he is as dumb as a bag of donkey shit though at least coherent enough to say things like, “Me Brown. Me drive truck. Me go putt putt putt.”

It was enough to get this favorite son of the teabaggers a part-time job in Washington, DC occupying dead Senator Ted Kennedy’s seat where he shouts, “Me Brown. Me go ‘no! No! Noooooo!’ ”

Brown’s election only affirms the old aphorism. Special elections are like the Special Olympics: all the retards get a juice box and one actually wins, in the case of Massachusetts’ senatorial race, the Talibuddy did, with the dedicated work of his fucking retard teabagger battalions.

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Teabaggers are animated by cackling, inchoate rage and hate, although they do have their icons, chief among them Sarah ‘Talibunny’ Palin, a christofascist psycopath who’s managed to parlay idiocy and incompetence into leadership of a paramilitary cult by leaping to the head of this parade of barking grotesques and crystalizing their creed of xenophobia, genocide, social Darwinism and bankrupting militarism with her demented word salad of Farmers’ Almanac phraseology and neonazi confections.

Small wonder that Delaware radio talkmeister Matt Walsh would feel their wrath at a teabagger festival of hate this month when he called them all out as Talibunny panty sniffers. Oh, yeah. Questioned their independence of mind and dismissed their patron saint as a stroke pin-up. Predictably, they went fucking nuts.

Right-wing radio host calls tea parties ‘the Sarah Palin movement’ [RAW Story]

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Talibunny Exorts Her Minions to KILL! KILL! KILL! in the name of Jesus and America! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil! Sieg Heil!

Frank Rich did the math in his column today and concluded that four of the Democratic congress members slated for elimination on the Talibunny’s death list have been subject to some kind of physical attack or death threat, an indication of the neofascist pin-up’s potency in driving the wingtard base to act on its most primitive impulses.

The night-scope-style crosshair targets indicate the districts of congress members that voted for health insurance reform. The list was obviously drawn up by the Talibunny to inspire her mouth-breathing minions to kill Democratic congress members, a Jodie Foster-power broadside beamed out to millions of John Hinckley, Jrs. The chick has gone over the line from inciting race riots to targeting assassinations.

Kill! Kill! Kill! Talibunny taunts! Kill in my name! Ha! Hahaha! Hahahahahahahaha!

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TV and radio hatecaster Sean ‘Squeaky’ Hannity likes to style himself as GI Joe’s most ardent supporter. Yes, of course it’s a joke. Everyone knows psychopathic narcissists like Squeaky are incapable of anything but non-stop abuse of any and all available resources to feed their relentless hunger for recognition.

So it was only a matter a time before Squeaky got close enough to a non-profit enterprise to loot it to fund his Caligulan impulses. What makes it doubly twisted is the fact that this charity is supposed to be distributing its funds to support the children of dead veterans and their survivors – but instead is being spent on shuttling Squeaky around in Gulfstream luxury jets and limousines.
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California gay hate icon Roy Ashburn demonstrates his winning hand job technique before voting in favor of more gay hate laws.

California Republican State Senatory Roy Ashburn built his career raging against homosexuals, joining the GOP chorus of hate, fear and genocidal rage that the RNC had cultivated for decades.

That is, when Ashburn wasn’t driving around shitfaced and cruising gay bars looking for men who would have sex with a hypocritical fascistic asswipe like him.

The family values father of four and husband was apparently taking a break from condemning godless sodomy by pursuing some godless sodomy for himself, arrested with an as yet unnamed man Ashburn apparently scooped at a tavern for homosexuals in Sacramento.

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Dick! Come to Me, my Bride! Be my bitch in the pit of hell forever and a day! Ha! Hahaha! Hahahahahahahahaha! I've waited an eternity with my cock wrapped in barbed wire, waiting for the moment when it would finally find the asshole of the Most Damned and Evil, waiting for you, my love! Ha! Hahaha! Hahahahahaha!

The monster of depthless evil known as Dick Cheney is apparently hanging grimly onto life at a Washington hospital, hoping and praying to his Master in Hell to live to lead America to more wars, devastating bankruptcy and further debauchery of its ideals, and finally deliver her once and for all to his Master.

When the news hit, the neocon crowd swooned, fearing its best candidate for the 2012 White House run was on the ropes. But Stinque correspondents everywhere reported hearing a distinct and bellowing laughter wafting up from deep beneath their feet. Resonant, full and crunching with the crusted mucus of blood and bile and an eternity of hate and rage.

Could it be, the dark one was calling Dick home? Stinque picked up the phone and chased down the story.

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Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!

Pornographic magazine model Sen Scott Brown (R-Raytheon) went on Neil Cavuto’s Fox News hatecast yesterday to rationalize the teabagger kamikaze attack on the IRS building in Austin, describing it as a precipitate of the opacity and diabolical nature of the current administration.

When Cavuto asked Brown to comment on teabagger kamikaze Joe Stack’s daylight attack on an IRS office in a single-engine plane that left at least one person dead and a number wounded, the naked senator went for the narcissistic angle first and then the psychopathic.

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