Talibuddy Exhibiting Early Onset Alzheimers and Babbling Incoherently

Scott Displays His Pestorkable Daughters Like the Twisted Fuck He Is

Talibuddy Displays His Pestorkable Daughters Like the Twisted Fuck He Is. Or is he just demented? What's with the Pebbles outfit, though, Talibuddy? Did his wife who does the soft-porn music videos design it? Does it mean something personal and freakish we need to know about?

Anyone who heard Senator Scott ‘Talibuddy’ Brown (R-Raytheon) speak during his special-election campaign can testify that he is as dumb as a bag of donkey shit though at least coherent enough to say things like, “Me Brown. Me drive truck. Me go putt putt putt.”

It was enough to get this favorite son of the teabaggers a part-time job in Washington, DC occupying dead Senator Ted Kennedy’s seat where he shouts, “Me Brown. Me go ‘no! No! Noooooo!’ ”

Brown’s election only affirms the old aphorism. Special elections are like the Special Olympics: all the retards get a juice box and one actually wins, in the case of Massachusetts’ senatorial race, the Talibuddy did, with the dedicated work of his fucking retard teabagger battalions.

The trouble is, Stinquers, the entertainment value of a neonazi retard is rather limited in that this careening Alzheimer’s victim has a sometimes useful, sometimes crucial senatorial vote at his disposal.  Not more than weeks into his term, Talibuddy started melting down mentally, exhibiting senescence associated with guys  60 years his senior.

Let’s look at the evidence:

In an interview before the April 15 tax deadline, a Boston Globe reporter quizzed the Talibuddy about the financial industry reform legislation being worked in committee and he went off like a petulant old geezer on the city council who was being berated to make a decision about what colors to paint the phone booths in town.

On Face the Nation, the Talibuddy forgot that he’d voted for a jobs bill in February. The Boston Herald interrogated the program transcript and pointed out the failed porn star’s frightening loss of memory.

On Face the Nation, Talibuddy said, “Since I’ve been here, I’ve heard zero talk about jobs. So, I’ll let– leave that up to the political pundits, but I know from what I’ve seen that we need to focus on jobs and the President should start to do so.”

Really? Zero talk about jobs? That’s curious, because I distinctly remember Brown supporting a Democratic jobs bill in late February. The following are Brown’s words following the vote.

“I came to Washington to be an independent voice, to put politics aside, and to do everything in my power to help create jobs for Massachusetts families,” Brown said in a statement. “This Senate jobs bill is not perfect. I wish the tax cuts were deeper and broader, but I voted for it because it contains measures that will help put people back to work.”


It’s 4:20 on 4/20 in San Francisco. Do not be alarmed by the cloud over the city.

@SanFranLefty: And in Sandy Eggo…

Well, nothing. 4:20 smells like 4:19, which smells like I-5 and the airport.

@FlyingChainSaw: What’s up?

I think the answer to that is “everybody.”

@SanFranLefty: So that’s why the sky suddenly turned dark over here.

Brown, Cornyn, Coburn, Kyl, Vitter – tall, ignorant, square-headed white guys. And that’s what I like about the South!

@FlyingChainSaw: The Great American Smoke-out

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: What are the odds on your governor signing that insane racial-profiling bill? Will there be a paper-bag test for whether or not the police will demand your citizenship papers? An English grammar test?

@SanFranLefty: Very good. She’s in a tough primary fight to be elected governor this year. My guess is it’ll mostly be ignored by everyone but the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office (who was doing this anyway) and a handful of individual cops with Napoleonic complexes. The cops are probably more concerned about the new concealed carry law (no permit needed now) than this.

ETA: I should also add the Cochise County Sheriff to that list. He’s jumping on that bandwagon now and went to DC with Asshole to testify about the border today.

@SanFranLefty: I like the “teatime in Holland” theory. Meanwhile, I didn’t even remotely know about this important date. But I will certainly put it on my calendar and celebrate.

Re: the origins in Pt. Reyes: one of my favorite places in the world, not least because I had a delightful acid trip there in the early ’90’s, leaping around among the dunes. Plus their happy cows make good cheese.

@Pedonator: There’s nothing more stinkingly fabulous than Red Hawk cheese from Cowgirl Creamery at Pt. Reyes Station…

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