We really don’t care where LeBron James went, or what means he used to announce his decision.

On the other hand, the means — and font — used by his former employer to bitch about him merits notice.

Open Letter to Fans from Cavaliers Majority Owner Dan Gilbert [NBA]

“Obviously, it was what I thought was a sporty outfit,” Mr. Schock said of his picnic attire. “It was probably a little too bright, in retrospect.” Still unexplained: Aaron’s iPod. [NYT/The Stranger, via Sully]

• Fuck their cousins.
• Leave behind piles of shit.
• Known as “sows”.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbSAshPydew

Blago on tape, considering taking Obama’s Senate seat himself: “Now is the time to put my fucking children and my wife first for a change… I fucking busted my ass … I gave your fucking baby health care… What do I get for that? Only 13 percent of you think I’m doing a good job, so fuck all of you.” [Chicago Sun-Times, via Political Wire]

“San Francisco could soon have what is believed to be the country’s first ban on the sale of all pets except fish. That includes dogs, cats, hamsters, mice, rats, chinchillas, guinea pigs, birds, snakes, lizards and nearly every other critter, or, as the commission calls them, companion animals.” [SFGate]

“Look out, Washington, because there’s a whole stampede of Pink Elephants crossing the line.”