“Attention Whining Liberals: No one wants to hurt the precious #EMPEROR. Stop your crying. The whole lot of you are a modern day joke,” says Solly Forell. Hahahahahaha, says the Secret Service.

Conservative Blogger Calls For Obama’s Assassination On Twitter [Jezebel]

The Secret Service Is Investigating a Conservative’s Obama Assassination Tweets [Daily Finance]

Twelve fucking hours watching C-SPAN Sunday. We’d like to revise and extend our sanity.

I suggest you head over to his website and school this neocon asshole, who is whining about HCR passing and the GOP’s humiliation … here’s my comment:

David David David … as they said in Star Wars – only when it is too late, do you finally understand.  Not to dredge up too many movies, but in 2000 you and your ilk started making orcs – you called on the worst of the worst to elect W.  That SC move claiming McCain had a black baby?  Sure, it worked.  But you, with your written speeches and whoring of the Iraq war, with your questioning the patriotism of anyone who disagreed with the Boy King … you and your ilk are damnably to blame. A trillion dollars David, and hundreds of thousands of dead innocent Iraqis, and thousands of dead soldiers, all dead in a fake war you ginned up. You decided to play the politics of hate, and look what it got you.  You should be ashamed – you should retire from public life and repent your sins. And hey – you’re Canadian!  You have health care already!  Celebrate.

Register and comment – and give no quarter.

So the Senate bill is passed, and on to Black Eagle for signature. Reconciliation bill is off to the Senate for voting, or further tomfoolery. Open thread to gloat in a mild victory for dirty liberals.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHFf7NIwOHQ

LATE ADD: Below the fold, a behind-the-scenes look at the White House. Never talk to Rahm during The Jackal!

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Josh:

The House is now voting on the “rule.” Now what does that mean? It’s not “the” vote. That will come later. Rather it’s the vote that sets up the ground rules for the next two votes. Sort of deep into the procedural mumbojumbo but a very big deal.

Late Update: And it just went over the 216 required for passage.

We’re getting to the point where the sausage is almost ready for packaging.

Gears Moving [TPM]

Finally, at last, we really mean it this time, the latest Long National Nightmare is over begins today never ends…

Fuck it. We reached the derangement of our senses a long time ago with healthcare reform, and there’s no hope of recovery. But to the best of our ever-faulty knowledge, today’s final debate opens at 1 p.m., with two votes commencing around 3 p.m.

Yes: two. If you missed Saturday’s action, Demon Pass is dead. Instead, the House will bite the bullet, first voting for the Senate bill, and then, if it passes, the reconciliation measure.

Unless everything changes. In which case, you’ll just have to follow our House vote Open Thread/Closing Ceremony for all the twists. Remember to drink at each threat of secession.

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