Pay No Attention to the Men in Front of the Curtain
Title: “American Conspiracies: Lies, Lies, and More Dirty Lies that the Government Tells Us”
Authors: Jesse Ventura and Dick Russell
Rank: 32
Blurb: “Unanswered questions remain about how the towers were brought down and whether a plane really struck the Pentagon.”
Review: “Ventura is the conspiracy action figure that America needs the most now.”
Customers Also Bought: “Rothschild’s Choice: Barack Obama and the Hidden Cabal Behind the Plot to Murder America”
Footnote: Why go to the trouble? Just check corporate political donations. Or Fox News. Most American conspiracies are hidden in plain sight.
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“Ventura is the conspiracy action figure that America needs the most now.”
Jesse is G.I. Black Copter/Kix* with Tenuous Grip (on reality)?
*Kix was one of the dumbest 90s conspiracies ever. Basically the cereal was said to be in cahoots with the ZOG/NWO/UN because a contest divided up the US Americuh into six zones which some sugar addled half wit imagined to be ZOG/NWO/UN zones of occupation when they came for US Americuh.
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