Yes, it’s that time again.

And did you know what day it was yesterday?

A few weeks back, a player from our hometown college team got in the first punch of the season following a loss to the Famous Potatoes of Boise State. Big deal — Oregon’s mascot has been in better fights than that. And Stanford’s band puts them all to shame.

So you’ll forgive us if we don’t cry in our Disney-licensed Duck Towel. Especially when we’ve been spending the morning figuring out the damn keg tap for today’s Stinque Tailgate. We have no idea who’s playing who. And with luck, by noon we’ll be too drunk to care.

Escorted by his bodyguards, former Iranian President Mohammad Khatami is attacked by hardliners as he attends a Quds Day rally in Tehran. (AP)

Every year, Iran’s overlords celebrate Quds Day, a Five-Minute Hate for the masses to stand up as one in opposition to the Zionist devils. Held the last Friday of Ramadan, it’s guaranteed to bring the crowds to the streets.

Which, given the mood of Iran’s subjects citizenry lately, may not have been such a good idea:

Tens of thousands of protesters swarmed the streets of Tehran and at least two other Iranian cities Friday, audaciously turning an annual rally in support of the Palestinian cause into the first major demonstration against the government of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in six weeks.

Oops.

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Soviet Puppet/Shrub Appointee Judge Clay Land spent seven pages today smacking down Orly Taitz again, after Wednesday’s 14-page whack didn’t get the message through. Let’s listen in!

Instead of seriously addressing the substance of the Court’s order, counsel repeats her political diatribe against the President…, accuses the undersigned of treason, and maintains that ‘the United States District Courts in the 11th Circuit are subject to political pressure, external control, and … subservience to the same illegitimate chain of command which Plaintiff has previously protested.'”

You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order!

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The rage is strong in them:

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Father of you-know-who.

Orly Taitz:

The California judge is a Clinton appointee, for whatever it’s worth.

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