Fight Ducks Fight!
A few weeks back, a player from our hometown college team got in the first punch of the season following a loss to the Famous Potatoes of Boise State. Big deal — Oregon’s mascot has been in better fights than that. And Stanford’s band puts them all to shame.
So you’ll forgive us if we don’t cry in our Disney-licensed Duck Towel. Especially when we’ve been spending the morning figuring out the damn keg tap for today’s Stinque Tailgate. We have no idea who’s playing who. And with luck, by noon we’ll be too drunk to care.