Mandrake, have you ever seen a commie drink a glass of water?

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Alaska Teabagger Rally in Anchorage 8/10/09 from Dennis Zaki on Vimeo.

More asshattery after the jump.

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Like most people, I don’t like to admit I’m wrong. Oh sure, I’ve made mistakes a-plenty in my lifetime, but it still smarts to admit to them. So it is with heavy heart that I admit, here before the world, that I was wrong about one of the most pressing issues of the day: health care reform.

You see, up to now I’ve been an enthusiastic proponent of a single-payer system of universal coverage, figuring that the poor deserved the same medical care as the rich, and that the current for-profit system was findamentally unworkable.

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As our crack Canadian Investigative Team exclusively! reported Monday, there appears to be a crack in the Globe’s exclusive! report that Barack Obama was exclusively! born in Vancouver.

Here, via WorldNetDaily’s exclusive! report on the Globe’s exclusive!, is the troublesome passage:

The Globe also quotes Canadian broadcaster Brian Barron as saying Obama’s mother gave birth to the child in Vancouver, Canada, before transferring as a student to the University of Washington in Seattle.

Just one problem: Nobody can find Canadian broadcaster Brian Barron.

Let’s review some candidates:

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Oh, Top Gear challenges. This one here is the best one, but there are many others.

Well, that didn’t take long…

Having conquered Africa and Australia, Barack Obama’s peripatetic birth certificate is now storming Canada:

The supermarket tabloid the Globe features a cover story this week proclaiming Barack Obama’s “official birth document” a fake and suggesting the president may actually have been born in Canada…

The Globe also quotes Canadian broadcaster Brian Barron as saying Obama’s mother gave birth to the child in Vancouver, Canada, before transferring as a student to the University of Washington in Seattle.

When WorldNetDaily exclusively! cites the Globe as a source, you know you have a winner.

Left unanswered: How Barry’s Mom faked out Hawaiian officials and newspapers with only a three-day window of opportunity — two of which fell on a weekend.

Globe: Obama’s Hawaiian birth document fake [WND]

Another Facebook screed:

There are many disturbing details in the current bill that Washington is trying to rush through Congress, but we must stick to a discussion of the issues and not get sidetracked by tactics that can be accused of leading to intimidation or harassment. Such tactics diminish our nation’s civil discourse which we need now more than ever because the fine print in this outrageous health care proposal must be understood clearly and not get lost in conscientious voters’ passion to want to make elected officials hear what we are saying. Let’s not give the proponents of nationalized health care any reason to criticize us.

Some note that she’s taking the Glenn Beck Cover My Ass approach to the ongoing riots debates, while others amuse themselves trying to square the latest statement with Friday’s Death Panel classic.

And us? We’re amazed at her sudden ability to string clauses coherently — a talent not evident when she’s using her own mouth, and not a mouthpiece.

A Message to Alaskans about the Stimulus Veto and the Health Care Town Halls [Sarah Palin/Facebook]

And on and on and on …

1. Teabagger “injured” while protesting health insurance reform needs money because he has no health insurance.

2. Palin says Obama “death panels” will kill Trig.

3. Gov. Sanford flew his family all over South Carolina on the taxpayers’ dime, and that’s illegal.

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