Sarah Palin’s Ghostwriter Strikes Again
Another Facebook screed:
There are many disturbing details in the current bill that Washington is trying to rush through Congress, but we must stick to a discussion of the issues and not get sidetracked by tactics that can be accused of leading to intimidation or harassment. Such tactics diminish our nation’s civil discourse which we need now more than ever because the fine print in this outrageous health care proposal must be understood clearly and not get lost in conscientious voters’ passion to want to make elected officials hear what we are saying. Let’s not give the proponents of nationalized health care any reason to criticize us.
Some note that she’s taking the Glenn Beck Cover My Ass approach to the ongoing riots debates, while others amuse themselves trying to square the latest statement with Friday’s Death Panel classic.
And us? We’re amazed at her sudden ability to string clauses coherently — a talent not evident when she’s using her own mouth, and not a mouthpiece.
A Message to Alaskans about the Stimulus Veto and the Health Care Town Halls [Sarah Palin/Facebook]
Fuck you, Talibunny! I’m gonna eat me some dead fucking ‘tard babies! President Obama promised when I wrote the check to his campaign, all the ‘tard babies would be murdered and delivered to my house with mustard pots, ready for lunch!
Run. On. Sentences.
Since the words accused, outrageous, and conscientious are all spelled correctly, it has to be a ghostwriter.
@Nojo: Re: alt-text, I wasn’t sure if you were referring to Ms. McCain or Mommy 1.0.
@SanFranLefty: Meghan Stapleton, Talibunny’s spokesbot.
@blogenfreude: Not run-ons, just enough clauses to make an academic proud. But they make sense. Compare those to her Shatnertastic extemp speeches and tweets, and it’s certain there’s an Invisible Keyboard between what she thinks and what gets posted.
@nojo: When you have to read it twice to get the meaning, to me that’s a run on.
If ‘bunny wrote that all on her own, then Stephen Hawking is America’s greatest living actor.
@blogenfreude: You’re spoiled. To me, that’s a philosophy seminar.
Eh!bama should appoint the Tallibynny to one of his death panel’s. Betcha she’d quit that too.
@nojo: Since I start screaming and pounding my forehead against the nearest hard surface every time I hear Palin’s name, let alone her musings, the name of her spokeswoman had not registered with me. Wow, talk about a tough job.
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