Nothing is more offensive than what makes other people laugh.

And nothing has been more instructive about our vaunted free speech than the weaseling response of our hired intelligentsia. Of course it’s offensive. Of course it’s crude. That’s the motherfucking point, you motherfucking pope fucking gay boy fucking cunt licking pussy licking taint licking fucktards.

It’s supposed to make men go chungk in their beer. And hit each other over the head with their mugs. Like the time they all got together to fuck each other’s brothers. (See what I did there? I didn’t say sisters. I am so advanced.) What’s different about the Seth Rogan film that I haven’t seen and have no plans on seeing? Or the porn sites being shut down by our evangelical friends who’ve got nothing better to do with their right hands? What else was Borat? But then ask Salman Rushdie. His account of living under the siege of fundamentalists is instructive for as much as it tells us about the author’s unconscious shutting down as his police guard is shagging his secretary.

To paraphrase The Guardian:

Warning: this post contains the image of Muhammad (or it could be just a random Arab guy) crying over what a bunch of fanatics did in his name, and some may find that offensive.

Also from The Guardian:

Newspapers around Europe, including Libération, Le Monde and Frankfurter Allgemeine have used the image online. The BBC showed it briefly during a newspaper review on Newsnight. In the US, USA Today and the LA Times ran the cover but the New York Times did not. The Guardian is running this cover as its news value warrants publication.

Scary to realize that Stinque has bigger balls than the Gray Lady.

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Author: Sally Clarkson

Rank: 13

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Footnote: Truth be told, there are some folks whom we wish lived with shallow intention and timid faith. Short of that, take away their guns.

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Sorry, I can’t draw.

(1) Caption it

(2) Should SanFranLefty change her avatar to this photo?

Here’s some Joe Biden footage to cleanse your palate/make it all…okay…again.

Pass the mind bleach.

First Jewish Miss America, and more:

Title: “Illuminatiam: The First Testament Of The Illuminati”

Author: Illuminatiam

Rank: 32

Blurb: “Fear not for your war-stricken, poverty-ridden planet: help is on the way. The Illuminati’s path for humanity — our Universal Design — has spanned throughout centuries to safeguard the human species from extinction. As this age of War comes to an end, the new dawn will usher in a society where all people, in all places, can live in Abundance.”

About the Author: “The Illuminati is an elite collective of leaders, business authorities, and other influential members of this planet. The organization unites superiors of the world in an unrestrictive and private domain — free of political, religious, and geographical boundaries — to further the prosperity of the human species as a whole.”

Review: “This is where it gets weird.”

Customers Also Bought: “Freemason Logo – Square & Compass Symbol – Illuminati Men’s T-shirt Tee”

Footnote: We have a problem squaring a centuries-old secret society with a Twitter account.

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