And Baby Makes Three

We always knew this was gonna end with Qevin’s body parts strewn all over the House of Horrors.

Even by Republinazi standards, he was a lying, backstabbing scumbag.

MSM: Which depraved, degenerate, lying shit-for-brainz will be the next Greatest Republinazi House Speaker of all time?

When you’re brought into this world
They say you’re born in sin
Well, at least they gave me something
I didn’t have try 15 times to win

Well, they tell me that I’m a loser
Yeah, I’m a loser man
I’m a dolt in your stable
I’m what Cain was to Abel
Mister, please vote for me if you can

I’m going down in a blaze of sorry
Take me now but know the truth
I’m going out in a blaze of sorry
And, Lord, I never won first
But I drew only my blood
I’m no one’s son
Call me done gun

“HEEZ OLD gas prices immigrant caravans black people trans bathrooms!!!”

Those soulless, lying Republinazi whores in the media are gonna have to crank up their stupid lies off the charts to distract the gullible morons from this shit show.

Fourth time’s the charm: Come meet your future Republinazi ex-Speaker.

After Courageous 3-year Battle with Right-Wing Media, Seattle Dead at Age 172

Today—after waging a courageous, three-year battle against right-wing media determined to make “Seattle Is Dying” reality—Seattle officially died at the tender age of 172.

“She fought long and hard against the invasive ‘Seattle Is Dying’ narrative that spread from KOMO news to the Seattle Times Editorial Page, but eventually it was just too much,” said Wade Roberts, the city’s media oncologist at Fred Hutch.

All of Seattle’s residents said they were shocked by the news, which they all heard first from relatives who live outside of Seattle.

Seattle is survived by her estranged sister, Portland.

https://theneedling.com/2023/09/20/after-courageous-3-year-battle-with-right-wing-media-seattle-dead-at-age-172/

Kentucky, Ohio and Virginia went well… but Mississippi, goddamn.

Biden Calls Xi Jinping A Dictator And A Slut
SAN FRANCISCO—Speaking at a solo press conference after a carefully orchestrated diplomatic summit with the Chinese leader, President Joe Biden told reporters Wednesday that he still thought Xi Jinping was a dictator and a slut.
“Look, there’s nothing that happened in this summit that changed my belief that Xi rules his country with an iron fist and has also been around the block with everyone—like, seriously, everyone,” said Biden, denouncing the general secretary of the Chinese Communist Party for his authoritarian measures toward his own citizens and claiming he heard a rumor that Xi once had to have his stomach pumped because he had swallowed over a gallon of semen.
“This is not a good guy we’re talking about here, people. Also, he’s not even that hot. That’s the thing. He’s just this fugly little skank. Plus, what he’s doing to the Uyghur people is abhorrent. Almost as abhorrent as Xi blowing any and all takers.”https://www.theonion.com/biden-calls-xi-jinping-a-dictator-and-a-slut-1851028527

And… Kev’s getting the hell out of Dodge.