Needs a Dragnet narrator.
The Orange Grinch who stole an Election (and Top Secrets)
Oh, hey, kids – long time no see!
I am delighted to see you all still kicking it.
If only there were a way to block Prezinazi AntiChrist’s sinister, fugly face.
Trump’s businesses got the “death” penalty for being scams.
More Drip Drip Drip bad news from ProPublica (I really should donate) on Justice Ruckus Thomas. They’re really fucking with him now.
“Drip… oops sorry. Drip… uh still sorry? Drip…more sorry?”
@ManchuCandidate: Seeing the words “Tr666p” and (corporate) “death penalty” together make me happy beyond words.
When $hitler finally croaks, I’ll be dancing the streets!
They’ll have to bury him at sea like Osama bin Laden ; )
@¡Andrew!: Once the other inmates are done with him, they’ll have to stuff his body and his rectum in two separate caskets.
DIE! DIE! DIE!, TRUMPFUCK!, FUCKING DIE!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Gawd, you keep missing the target!
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! TACO Tuesday. The demented methhead next door blinked. Delay on trade war albeit…
SANFRANLEFTY • TRUMP FINISHES CEASE FIRE AGREEMENT WITH THE AYATOLLAH ! ! ! CHAINSAW!!!!
NOJO • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! @Beggars Biscuit: Yup, still here, if enjoying a long slumber.
BEGGARS BISCUIT • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! The drapery not really covering his name is not a feature, it’s part of the operating system.…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • Pop! Six! Squish! Uh-uh! Cicero! Lipschitz! Can't that dumb motherfucker get anything right? Now he's trying to Drill Baby Drill Greenland…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Ding fucking dong! The bitch is dayud!
NOJO • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 @JNOV: Does blockquote no longer work?Huh. Guess not.
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 Oh shit. “ Cuban state media reported that 32 Cubans were killed in the U.S. attacks in…
JNOV • Tom Lehrer, 1928-2025 So…. Does blockquote no longer work? Am I 2026’s only loser? (see blurb)