Ordinarily I wouldn’t post again so soon, but I’ve made a discovery – the most annoying couple in the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWRlbHOoDw8
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Ordinarily I wouldn’t post again so soon, but I’ve made a discovery – the most annoying couple in the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWRlbHOoDw8
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This is cool – shows you political contributions that occur near votes favorable (and unfavorable) to a piece of legislation. Here’s frequent Douchebag of the Day Chuck Grassley. Here’s everyone’s favorite hooker fucker David Vitter. And, for shits and giggles, here’s my senator: The Schume* – it appears no one gives him money.
Yet another reason Al Gore invented the internets.
Randall Terry:
The Moran town hall was the last stop on a 10-city tour for Randall Terry, the anti-abortion activist known for his extreme tactics.
Terry’s colleagues put on a skit with a man in an Obama mask pretending to whip a bloodied woman, who kept saying, “Massa, don’t hit me no more. I got the money to kill the babies.”
Terry himself dressed in a doctor’s lab coat and pretended to stab a woman in a gray wig.
“There’s no way to pay for this thing without killing granny,” Terry explained.
There’s really nothing I can add to that.
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Upset that Obama hasn’t sent Cheney and his torture crew to The Hague? Angry because we might not get a public option? Calm yourselves, gentle snowflakes – things could be a lot worse:
Maybe you heard: George W. Bush stopped by Mustangs football practice this morning, where he told the team to “win one for Yom Kippur.”
I want video. Now.

Let us take this moment to marvel at the majesty of the English language:
“We have seen very strong pricing to date this year, and we are projecting a favorable pricing environment moving forward.”
The gentleman from whose mouth that escaped is Brad Schwartz. Mr. Schwartz is a veep at “MillerCoors, a joint venture of SABMiller PLC and Molson Coors Brewing Co.” He’s joined in his Favorable Pricing Environment by David Peacock, president of “Anheuser-Busch InBev NV, the largest U.S. beer seller by revenue.”
Looks like the C Street Master of the Universe is in trouble:
South Carolina state house Republicans are meeting this weekend to discuss “what it would take to force the Republican governor out and how the process would work.” Ever since acknowledging his extramarital affair with an Argentine woman, Gov. Mark Sanford has been under fire for possibly violating state law by flying in expensive business-class seats. Sanford has thus far refused to resign from office, forcing state Republicans toconsider alternative means.
It’s not the schtupping so much as it’s flying business class and charging the state when flying to the schtup.
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