Talibunny's House? A Haven for Wanton, Unmarried Sex? Oh, yeah! Don't bite it, Bristol! Don't bite it!

GOP icon and 2012 GOP presidential candidate Talibunny would have us believe that she runs her house like an evangelistic abbey of sorts, everyone running around barking about Jesus, quoting the bible non-stop, shrieking the Lord’s praises and only having sex in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and only to breed fanatic Christians eager to die while killing islamofascists.

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The University of Maryland has scrapped the scheduled screening of a motion picture “talkie” because the film in question is a controversial one, being more geared to adults than kids. The film Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge is geared to adults in the sense that it is a parody of the Walt Disney Series Pirates of the Caribbean that toys with genre convention and challenges audiences “horizon of expectations” (or what German literary theorist Hans Robert Jauss termed Erwartungshorizont) by being pornographic and all. And this has proved just too much for the Maryland State Legislature:

Senate President Thomas V. Mike Miller indicated he would vote for the budget amendment, giving substantial backing to the threat of denying the university tens of millions of dollars in state funding.
On the Senate floor, Sen. Andrew P. Harris, a Republican from Baltimore and Harford counties, suggested amending the state’s annual budget to deny any funding to a higher education institution that allows a public screening of a film marketed as a XXX-rated adult film, unless it is part of an official academic course. [A particularly awesome, official academic course, to be sure –ed.]

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Last week we debunked the myth that if every man in the PRC Armed Forces jumped at the same time, it would tilt the Earth’s axis of rotation (fact: since the Earth already rotates on as  axis that is tiled 23.5° from center, the act would actually straighten the planet’s rotation). In this week’s installment of our long running series “China Myths,” Stinque takes a look at the widely held belief that were China to dump all its U.S. Treasury bills onto the market at once, it would eviscerate the dollar and devastate the U.S. economy. This long held belief is, in fact, a myth. Allow Princeton economist and Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman to explain:

In the early years of this decade, China began running large trade surpluses and also began attracting substantial inflows of foreign capital. If China had had a floating exchange rate — like, say, Canada — this would have led to a rise in the value of its currency, which, in turn, would have slowed the growth of China’s exports.

But China chose instead to keep the value of the yuan in terms of the dollar more or less fixed. To do this, it had to buy up dollars as they came flooding in. As the years went by, those trade surpluses just kept growing — and so did China’s hoard of foreign assets.

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1. The Reacharound.

Pros: Universal human gesture of warmth.

Cons: Old-lady cooties.

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Blago just got himself indicted, along with his brudda, Bill Cellini (Republican heavyweight / lobbyist for Big Asphalt), and others.

Late word: he’s booked on all the late night talkshows for next week.

[But also: IOC inspectors begin their on-site evaluation of Chicago 2016… tonight.  Ah, comic timing.]

What End Does Cheney Have Planned for President Obama?

For the GOP, domestic politics is just an extension of a global covert operations enterprise funded by anyone who has a play in mind that can make some money for the psychofascist goons that have been running the show since Ike let go of the wheel.  In the psychofascist history of the world Obama is just another unfriendly, disposable head of  state who will be be removed and tossed into the morgue of covert ops like Allende, like Lumumba, like Mossadegh. That’s why writer Seymour Hersh’s recent revelation that Überführer has a fifth column of fascist loyalists reporting to him from defense ministries is so terrifying.

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Ann Coulter – media whore, plagiarist, and now a complete fool:

In her April 1 column, Ann Coulter fell for a fake April Fools’ Day article by Car and Driver magazine that claimed that President Obama has ordered General Motors and Chrysler to cease their participation in NASCAR because it is an “unnecessary expenditure.” Coulter wrote, “If Obama can tell GM and Chrysler that their participation in NASCAR is an ‘unnecessary expenditure,’ isn’t having public schools force students to follow Muslim rituals, recite Islamic prayers and plan ‘jihads’ also an ‘unnecessary expenditure’?”

Not quite sure where she’s headed with that, but you can head over to Human Events and read … oh wait, you can’t.  I was wrong – the column has not been rewritten.

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