Talibunny Daughter Boffer: Talibunny Left Us Alone in a Bedroom to Pestork
GOP icon and 2012 GOP presidential candidate Talibunny would have us believe that she runs her house like an evangelistic abbey of sorts, everyone running around barking about Jesus, quoting the bible non-stop, shrieking the Lord’s praises and only having sex in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and only to breed fanatic Christians eager to die while killing islamofascists.
Levi Johnston, the white trash son of a hillbilly drug dealer, who impregnated Talibunny’s blithe, wanton daughter, Bristol, has completed an interview for the Tyra Banks show (airing Monday) in which he admits, however, that the Talibunny knew full well he was savagely pestorking Bristol – and even made sure they had a comfortable bed room in which to enjoy privacy for these satanic rituals.
Johnston, however, did not address the question that the Talibunny perhaps had further plans for him, like inviting him into 19-way sex romps with her husband, Todd, their dog-sled team dogs and a trained bear they keep on hand for these sessions. Those questions will perhaps be answered in a made-for-cable-TV movie in which Johnston and the Palins and their animals will play themselves.