Talibunny Daughter Boffer: Talibunny Left Us Alone in a Bedroom to Pestork

So much for the slow Friday newz dump.

Talibunny is more forgiving than parents I know, specifically my own.

My non Fundie mom wouldn’t do such a thing. When I lived with my parents, my sister came to visit with her, uh, non Korean aka evil aka white boyfriend. My mom kept them in separate bedrooms to keep my sister’s chastity.

At the time, they didn’t know my sis and her boyfriend had been living together in sin for the last year and a half. When the parents found out much later, they were seriously pissed. My mom turned to me, pointed her finger at me and told me that “No way in hell you’re ever going to live with a woman before marriage.”

Also mom incorrectly thought I was a virgin at the time… You betchya!

Stop jumping to unfounded conclusions!!! How do you know that Governor Palin didn’t think that these were perfectly innocent all night, closed-door Bible studies?

@ManchuCandidate: Slow except for the shooting, but remember – it’s bank failure Friday! I predict three.

The Aristocrats!

Also, I love that you knew — or checked — the number of dogs in a sled team.

@mellbell: The Palins aren’t the only dog lovers out there.

As much as it’d be funny to have the Hillbilly Pestorker with the last name of Johnson, it’s actually Johnston. And it’s Tyra Banks. I guess Chainsaw isn’t quite the obsessive viewer of “America’s Next Top Model” as the gheyz and girls here are.

TJ: First Dude Todd Palin’s little sister arrested for burglary at two different homes in Wasilla.

@SanFranLefty: White trash is as white trash does.